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Sex Gag Gifts

For the friend who can take a joke. Our sex gag gifts turn birthdays, white elephant swaps, and bachelorettes into pure comedy — cheeky, harmless, and shipped in a plain brown box, always.

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Large black circle-eye bunny backpack novelty bag by Shots Toys
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Bunny Backpack Circle Eye Large

Large white velvet rabbit bondage plush novelty toy by Shots Toys
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Rabbit Bondage Velvet Plush Toy – Large White

Bendable blue novelty beer bong party prop by Shots Toys
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Dickheads Beer Bong – Blue

Cross-eyed white rabbit novelty gag gift figure small size by Shots Toys
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Rabbit Cross Eye Plush Novelty Figure

Black Girls Girls Girls puffy foam-print trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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Girls Girls Girls Trucker Hat

Blue puffy foam-printed trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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Puffy Foam Trucker Hat by Wood Rocket

Black polyester foam trucker hat with bold puffy foam-printed graphic by Wood Rocket
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Trucker Hat

White cotton trucker hat with tattoo-style embroidered heart graphic by Wood Rocket
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Tattoo Heart Trucker Hat

White cotton embroidered Fuck Off Trucker Hat by Wood Rocket with adjustable snapback closure
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Fuck Off Trucker Hat

Green High AF puffy foam graphic trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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High AF Trucker Hat

Green I Am Dope puffy foam graphic trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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I Am Dope Trucker Hat

Large rainbow leopard print satin folding hand fan by Wood Rocket
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Slay All Day Folding Hand Fan

Large pink satin folding hand fan with Bad Bitch graphic and bamboo ribs by Wood Rocket
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Bad Bitch Fan – Large Folding Hand Fan in Pink

Large black satin folding hand fan with bold printed message by Wood Rocket
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Folding Hand Fan – Black

Large tie-dyed satin folding hand fan with bamboo ribs in multicolor by Wood Rocket
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Trippin’ Balls Folding Hand Fan

Large black and gold satin folding hand fan with Daddy lettering by Wood Rocket
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Daddy Fan – Large Folding Hand Fan in Black & Gold

White metal enamel lapel pin of the Magic Wand Original with dangling cord chain by Wood Rocket
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Magic Wand Original Enamel Lapel Pin with Chain Cord

Yellow Purr Purr Pass cat enamel keychain by Wood Rocket on a metal key ring
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Purr Purr Pass Enamel Key Chain

Gray butt plug keychain novelty accessory by Wood Rocket
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Butt Plug Keychain – Gray

Green enamel Best Buds bud buddy keychain in metal by Wood Rocket
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Best Buds Enamel Key Chain – Green

Glittery white Magic Wand Rechargeable enamel lapel pin with soft rubber back by Wood Rocket
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Magic Wand Rechargeable Enamel Lapel Pin

Pink glitter rhinestone novelty butt plug keychain by Wood Rocket
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Pink Glitter Butt Plug Keychain by Wood Rocket

Yellow metal bong enamel keychain by Wood Rocket shown on a key ring
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Bong Enamel Key Chain – Yellow Metal Keychain

Pink enamel Girls Girls Girls neon sign keychain by Wood Rocket on a white background
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Girls Girls Girls Enamel Keychain – Pink

Pink enamel rabbit novelty keychain on split ring by Wood Rocket
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Rabbit Enamel Keychain – Pink

Green leaf novelty keychain in vivid green by Wood Rocket
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Green Leaf Keychain by Wood Rocket

Brown metal enamel keychain gag gift by Wood Rocket
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Eat A Bag Of Dicks Enamel Keychain

Red enamel flogger keychain novelty accessory by Wood Rocket
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Flogger Enamel Keychain in Red by Wood Rocket

Black mini novelty paddle keychain by Wood Rocket
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Daddy Paddle Keychain – Black

White metal enamel lapel pin shaped like the Magic Wand Micro by Wood Rocket
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Magic Wand Kawaii Micro Enamel Lapel Pin

Bold black enamel novelty keychain with expressive lettering by Wood Rocket
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Enamel Key Chain – Black

Rainbow Dildo Keychain in multi-color by Wood Rocket, shown on a white background
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Rainbow Dildo Keychain by Wood Rocket

Gray soft enamel ball gag lapel pin with red 3-D bead detail by Wood Rocket
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Ball Gag Enamel Lapel Pin – Gray Metal

Black enamel wand keychain novelty accessory by Wood Rocket
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Wand Key Chain in Black by Wood Rocket

Pride rainbow enamel leaf keychain in multi-color metal finish by Wood Rocket
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Rainbow Leaf Enamel Keychain

Pink soft enamel fuzzy handcuffs lapel pin with real mini chain by Wood Rocket
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Fuzzy Handcuffs Lapel Pin – Pink

Pink enamel dildo encouragement keychain by Wood Rocket
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You’re Dildoing Great Enamel Keychain – Pink

Pink dildo keychain novelty accessory in bright pink by Wood Rocket
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Pink Dildo Keychain by Wood Rocket

Black metal soft enamel funny novelty lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Funny Fuck You Lapel Pin in Black Metal

Gold glitter novelty dildo keychain by Wood Rocket
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Gold Glitter Dildo Keychain by Wood Rocket

Just Vibin' wand vibrator white enamel keychain by Wood Rocket
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Just Vibin’ Wand Vibrator Enamel Keychain – White

Bold black typographic keychain by Wood Rocket
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Fuck Keychain – Black

Pink and metallic gold novelty enamel key chain by Wood Rocket
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Suck My Dick Enamel Key Chain – Pink

Gray butt plug enamel keychain with bold text by Wood Rocket
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Fuck You Asshole Enamel Keychain – Gray

4-inch black polyester plush penis novelty stuffy by Shots Toys
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Short Penis Stuffy 4″ – Black

High AF novelty keychain in yellow by Wood Rocket
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High AF Keychain

White enamel joint keychain in metal by Wood Rocket
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Joint Enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket

Beige boobs enamel novelty keychain by Wood Rocket on a metal key ring
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Boobs Enamel Key Chain by Wood Rocket

Cerberus soft enamel lapel pin in fire-engine red and jet black by Icon Brands
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Alien Nation Cerberus Enamel Pin – Red

Pink Elephant Torch enamel lapel pin designed by Box Brown on a neutral background
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Box Brown Elephant Torch Pin – Pink

Beige boobs enamel lapel pin on butterfly clutch backing by Wood Rocket
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Boobs Enamel Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket

Pink metal enamel lapel pin featuring an anthropomorphic running pipe character designed by Box Brown
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Box Brown Running Bowl Enamel Lapel Pin – Pink

Green metal Best Buds enamel lapel pin with two bud buddies by Wood Rocket
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Best Buds Enamel Lapel Pin

Pink enamel lapel pin with tail butt plug design by Wood Rocket
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Tail Butt Plug Enamel Lapel Pin – Pink

White soft enamel Bad Mother Fucker lapel pin on metal backing by Wood Rocket
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Bad Mother Fucker Soft Enamel Lapel Pin

White metal soft enamel rolled joint lapel pin with red glitter cherry tip by Wood Rocket
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Joint Pin – Soft Enamel Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket

Black metal soft enamel handcuffs lapel pin with real chain by Wood Rocket
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Handcuffs Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket – Black Metal

Debbie Does Dallas blue soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Debbie Does Dallas Soft Enamel Lapel Pin – Blue

Green soft enamel marijuana leaf lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Green Marijuana Leaf Lapel Pin – Green

Brown blunt-shaped lapel pin gag gift by Wood Rocket
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Pin Blunt – Brown

Your Guide to Sex Gag Gifts

The best gift is sometimes the one that makes the whole room groan and laugh. Our sex gag gifts deliver harmless, cheeky comedy that is perfect for a birthday, a bachelorette, or a white elephant swap.

This guide covers the styles and helps you pick a prank that lands just right. We keep it lighthearted and judgment-free, because a good laugh is the whole point.

Pick your prank and enjoy the reaction.

Types of Sex Gag Gifts

The sex gag gifts we carry cover every kind of laugh. Novelty coupons, candles, and mugs make cheeky everyday jokes, while penis pasta, silly candy, and prank props bring the over-the-top comedy.

Some pieces are gently flirty for a partner, and others are boldly outrageous for a bachelorette or a friend who loves to be roasted. Birthday candles, stress toys, and joke gifts round out the shelf.

You will find sweet, wink-wink presents for a partner right alongside no-holds-barred pranks for the crowd. From stocking stuffers to the star of a white elephant swap, our sex gag gifts are built to get a reaction.

Whatever you choose, every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor.

The perfect prank depends entirely on who is opening it, from a close friend who loves to be roasted to a coworker at a white elephant swap. A gentle, funny piece keeps things friendly, while a bold, outrageous one earns the kind of groan that turns into a genuine laugh.

These also make a great add-on to a serious gift, softening a milestone birthday with a wink. However you give them, the goal is a shared laugh nobody sees coming.

A few favorites to explore: the i'm Your Slut Coupons, the Macaweenie and Cheese, and the Weenie Linguine penis pasta.

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How to Choose the Right Sex Gag Gifts

Start with the recipient. A partner might love a flirty, wink-wink present, while a roast-ready friend can take something boldly outrageous, so match the joke to who is opening it.

Next, think about the occasion. Some sex gag gifts are perfect for a private moment between two people, and others are made to be unwrapped in front of a laughing crowd, so pick to fit the room.

Consider the payoff too, since the best prank gets a genuine belly laugh rather than an awkward silence. When in doubt, choose the one that makes you laugh just imagining their face.

For a broader look, browse our gift ideas picks.

When you shop our sex gag gifts collection, you shop with people who genuinely care, and every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor. Most arrive within about three days on free USPS Priority shipping for orders over $69, from a veteran-owned team you can count on. Our judgment-free crew is always here to help, because it is only freaky the first time.

Gifting, Storage & Discreet Shipping

Gag gifts are wonderfully fuss-free — keep them in their packaging until the big reveal, store everything somewhere cool and dry, and mind the best-by date on any edible jokes. A little care keeps the punchline fresh.

They make an easy, memorable gift, and every order arrives in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor, so the surprise stays yours to spring. For a light, well-sourced overview of the tradition, the article on the gag gift at Wikipedia is a fun read.

From our veteran-owned team to your next celebration, your secret is safe with us.