Fuck You Asshole Enamel Keychain – Gray

Original price was: $23.99.Current price is: $13.99.

A cheeky butt-plug enamel keychain that doubles as a boldly worded conversation starter. Perfect for gag gifting or clipping to your keys for a daily laugh.

Weight0.2 oz
Dimensions5 × 2.75 × 0.5 in
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Enamel Keychain Gag Gift — Fuck You Asshole Keychain by Wood Rocket

The enamel keychain gag gift that lands every time

Some gifts get a polite smile. This gray enamel keychain from Wood Rocket’s Fuck Buddies collection gets the snort-laugh — and that’s the whole point. Clip it, gift it, or toss it in a bag and let it do the talking.

Enamel Keychain Gag Gift Features & Specifications

Hard enamel construction, a bold gray finish, and a sturdy split ring — here’s what makes this novelty keychain hold up to daily use.

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Hard Enamel Build

  • Durable hard enamel construction
  • Glossy sealed surface resists scratching
  • Gray colorway stays sharp over time
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Sturdy Split Ring

  • Solid split ring included
  • Clips to keys, bags, or zippers
  • Holds secure under daily wear
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Ready to Gift

  • Ships in a plain brown box
  • Works solo or inside a gift bundle
  • Instant gag-gift reaction guaranteed
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Material & Care

  • Wipe clean with a dry or damp cloth
  • Avoid prolonged water exposure
  • Keep split ring dry to prevent rust

Enamel Keychain Gag Gift User Guide & Play Styles

Gifting this funny keychain: when the reaction is the whole point

The gray enamel keychain is the kind of gift-bag insert that stops the room. Drop it in with a candle, a bottle of wine, or anything from the gag gifts collection and the whole bundle levels up instantly. Wood Rocket designed this piece to be clean enough to carry everywhere but bold enough to get a double-take. Because it ships in a plain brown box with discreet billing, you can mail it directly to the recipient and keep the surprise intact — they won’t see it coming until they open it. Hard enamel material means it looks just as sharp on arrival as it did on screen.

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