Some party props just have a way of breaking the ice — and the Dickheads Beer Bong is exactly that kind of conversation starter. Whether you’re hosting a backyard cookout or a birthday bash, this cheeky novelty piece keeps the laughs (and the drinks) flowing all night long.

Material & Construction

Crafted from flexible TPE and PVC, this beer bong is designed to bend and flex without losing its shape, so it survives the rowdiest of gatherings. The blue colorway is bold and eye-catching, making it impossible to miss on the party table. Both materials are widely used in novelty products for their durability and easy-to-clean surfaces, so you can focus on the fun rather than worrying about wear and tear.

How to Use

Simply fill the reservoir end, let your guest of honor position themselves at the tube end, and let gravity do the rest. The bendable body gives you a little flexibility in how you angle it, which means it works for a range of heights and party setups. As with any drinking game or party activity, please remember to drink responsibly and keep the good vibes going safely.

Care & Cleaning

After the party winds down, rinse thoroughly with warm water and a small amount of mild dish soap. Because the body is bendable PVC and TPE, avoid harsh solvents or abrasive scrubbers that could degrade the material over time. Allow it to air dry completely before storing so it’s ready for the next get-together.

Discreet Shipping

At Discreet Toys — a proud veteran-owned shop — your order ships in a plain brown box with no hint of what’s inside. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping, and most deliveries arrive via USPS Priority in about 3 days, so your party supplies show up right on time and judgment-free.