Dickheads Beer Bong – Blue
$48.99 Original price was: $48.99.$29.99Current price is: $29.99.
Turn any gathering into an unforgettable night with this bendable, novelty beer bong that’s equal parts hilarious and functional. A guaranteed crowd-pleaser straight out of a discreet plain brown box.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Shots |
| Color: | Blue |
| Audience | Couples |
| Features | Bendable |
| Material | PVC, TPE |
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Some party props just have a way of breaking the ice — and the Dickheads Beer Bong is exactly that kind of conversation starter. Whether you’re hosting a backyard cookout or a birthday bash, this cheeky novelty piece keeps the laughs (and the drinks) flowing all night long.
Material & Construction
Crafted from flexible TPE and PVC, this beer bong is designed to bend and flex without losing its shape, so it survives the rowdiest of gatherings. The blue colorway is bold and eye-catching, making it impossible to miss on the party table. Both materials are widely used in novelty products for their durability and easy-to-clean surfaces, so you can focus on the fun rather than worrying about wear and tear.
How to Use
Simply fill the reservoir end, let your guest of honor position themselves at the tube end, and let gravity do the rest. The bendable body gives you a little flexibility in how you angle it, which means it works for a range of heights and party setups. As with any drinking game or party activity, please remember to drink responsibly and keep the good vibes going safely.
Care & Cleaning
After the party winds down, rinse thoroughly with warm water and a small amount of mild dish soap. Because the body is bendable PVC and TPE, avoid harsh solvents or abrasive scrubbers that could degrade the material over time. Allow it to air dry completely before storing so it’s ready for the next get-together.
Discreet Shipping
At Discreet Toys — a proud veteran-owned shop — your order ships in a plain brown box with no hint of what’s inside. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping, and most deliveries arrive via USPS Priority in about 3 days, so your party supplies show up right on time and judgment-free.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

