Rainbow Dildo Keychain by Wood Rocket

Original price was: $23.99.Current price is: $13.99.

A pocket-sized conversation starter that keeps things colorful wherever your keys go. This cheeky rainbow keychain from Wood Rocket is the gag gift nobody saw coming.

Weight0.2 oz
Dimensions5 × 2.75 × 0.5 in
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Rainbow Keychain Gag Gift — Rainbow Dildo Keychain by Wood Rocket

The rainbow keychain gag gift that lands every single time

Some gifts say “thinking of you” — this one says “thinking of you and absolutely laughing.” Wood Rocket’s rainbow dildo keychain is a bold, multi-color novelty that clips onto keys, bags, or a gift bow and delivers maximum laughs with zero effort. Fun gifts feel even better when they arrive discreetly.

Rainbow Keychain Gag Gift Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this compact, colorful gag gift from Wood Rocket.

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Bold Multi-Color Design

  • Vivid multi-color rainbow finish
  • Eye-catching on any key ring
  • Impossible to lose in a bag
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Clip-On Keychain Build

  • Attaches to keys, bags, zippers
  • Lightweight, no added bulk
  • Ready to gift right out of the bag
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Instant Gift-Ready

  • No wrapping or setup needed
  • Perfect stocking stuffer size
  • White elephant and bachelorette ready
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Material & Care

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Low-maintenance novelty build
  • Colors stay bright with minimal care

Rainbow Keychain Gag Gift User Guide & Play Styles

The rainbow keychain gag gift that steals every white elephant round

White elephant exchanges thrive on the unexpected, and this funny gag gift keychain delivers exactly that. Clip it to a ribbon, tuck it in a kraft bag, and watch it become the most-stolen item in the room. Wood Rocket’s compact multi-color design reads instantly — no explanation needed. Keep it clean and wipe with a damp cloth if it picks up any smudges. Browse more laugh-out-loud options in our gag gifts collection.

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