Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls Assorted Slogan 3pk

Gag sex gifts rarely score this well. The Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Ball 3-Pack from Hott Products delivers three white golf balls printed with cheeky adult slogans — perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant swaps, or anyone who takes their game too seriously. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Your secret is safe with us. Veteran-owned and operated.

Weight

0.35 oz

Brand:

Hott Products

Color:

White

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SKU: HTP3735 Category: Gag Gifts Tag: Group Play

Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls — 3pk by Hott Products

Name: Best Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls 3pk | Discreet Toys
Brand: Hott Products
SKU: HTP3735
Price: 13.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The balls deep funny slogan gift that lands every time.

A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement — and these Hott Products novelty golf balls deliver exactly that. Three white golf balls, three laugh-out-loud sayings, one box that’s completely gift-ready. Whether you’re shopping for a golf buddy, a bachelor party, or a couples gag gift to share, these are the sex gag gifts that actually get played with.

Balls Deep Funny Slogan Features & Specifications

Three balls, three slogans, zero shortage of laughs. Here's what's in the box.

3 Funny Slogans Included

“This Ball Has Seen Many Holes”
“I Pay My Caddie to Wash My Balls”
“These Balls Get Me in Trouble”

Gift-Ready Packaging

3 golf balls per box
Ready to give, no wrapping needed
Great for bachelor parties or gag gifts

Playable Novelty Balls

Standard golf ball size
White finish on all three
Fun on the course or the shelf

Material & Care

Standard golf ball construction
Wipe clean with a damp cloth
Store in original box when not in use

Balls Deep Funny Slogan User Guide & Play Styles

The gag gift you both give and enjoy together.

These balls deep funny slogan golf balls are built for shared laughs — the kind of sex gag gift ideas that break the ice at a bachelor party, get passed around at a couples game night, or sneak into a birthday bag when nobody’s expecting it. The lifestyle-explore spirit is the whole point: unwrap them together, read the slogans out loud, and watch the room react. Each of the three white balls carries a printed adult slogan that’s just risqué enough to get a genuine laugh without crossing into awkward. Pair them with something from our adult gift guide for a fuller gift set, or browse the full range in our gag gifts collection. Budget-friendly and memorable — the best gag sex gifts don’t need to cost a lot.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls Assorted Slogan 3pk

Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls — 3pk by Hott Products

The balls deep funny slogan gift that lands every time.