Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls Assorted Slogan 3pk
$22.99 Original price was: $22.99.$13.99Current price is: $13.99.
Gag sex gifts rarely score this well. The Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Ball 3-Pack from Hott Products delivers three white golf balls printed with cheeky adult slogans — perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant swaps, or anyone who takes their game too seriously. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Your secret is safe with us. Veteran-owned and operated.
| Weight | 0.35 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Hott Products |
| Color: | White |
In stock
The balls deep funny slogan gift that lands every time.
A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement — and these Hott Products novelty golf balls deliver exactly that. Three white golf balls, three laugh-out-loud sayings, one box that’s completely gift-ready. Whether you’re shopping for a golf buddy, a bachelor party, or a couples gag gift to share, these are the sex gag gifts that actually get played with.
Balls Deep Funny Slogan Features & Specifications
Three balls, three slogans, zero shortage of laughs. Here's what's in the box.
3 Funny Slogans Included
- “This Ball Has Seen Many Holes”
- “I Pay My Caddie to Wash My Balls”
- “These Balls Get Me in Trouble”
Gift-Ready Packaging
- 3 golf balls per box
- Ready to give, no wrapping needed
- Great for bachelor parties or gag gifts
Playable Novelty Balls
- Standard golf ball size
- White finish on all three
- Fun on the course or the shelf
Material & Care
- Standard golf ball construction
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth
- Store in original box when not in use
Balls Deep Funny Slogan User Guide & Play Styles
The gag gift you both give and enjoy together.
These balls deep funny slogan golf balls are built for shared laughs — the kind of sex gag gift ideas that break the ice at a bachelor party, get passed around at a couples game night, or sneak into a birthday bag when nobody’s expecting it. The lifestyle-explore spirit is the whole point: unwrap them together, read the slogans out loud, and watch the room react. Each of the three white balls carries a printed adult slogan that’s just risqué enough to get a genuine laugh without crossing into awkward. Pair them with something from our adult gift guide for a fuller gift set, or browse the full range in our gag gifts collection. Budget-friendly and memorable — the best gag sex gifts don’t need to cost a lot.
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Love the vibe? Explore more playful picks from Hott Products and our full gift shop, including party games and cards that keep the fun going.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Last updated · May 20, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

