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Sex Gag Gifts

For the friend who can take a joke. Our sex gag gifts turn birthdays, white elephant swaps, and bachelorettes into pure comedy — cheeky, harmless, and shipped in a plain brown box, always.

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Large black circle-eye bunny backpack novelty bag by Shots Toys
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Original price was: $73.99.Current price is: $43.99.

Bunny Backpack Circle Eye Large

Large white velvet rabbit bondage plush novelty toy by Shots Toys
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Rabbit Bondage Velvet Plush Toy – Large White

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Neon Fuck Light Up Sign

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Balloons 50 Piece Bag

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6ct Super Fun Last Fuck I Have to Give Key Chain

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Cloud 9 Naughty Nips Nipple Clamps – Red

Bendable blue novelty beer bong party prop by Shots Toys
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Dickheads Beer Bong – Blue

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Suck a Bag of Dicks Plushy Pillow With 5 Dicks

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Infinity Penis Light Glitterati Penis Party – Purple

Black Girls Girls Girls puffy foam-print trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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Girls Girls Girls Trucker Hat

Blue puffy foam-printed trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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Puffy Foam Trucker Hat by Wood Rocket

Black polyester foam trucker hat with bold puffy foam-printed graphic by Wood Rocket
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Trucker Hat

White cotton trucker hat with tattoo-style embroidered heart graphic by Wood Rocket
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Tattoo Heart Trucker Hat

White cotton embroidered Fuck Off Trucker Hat by Wood Rocket with adjustable snapback closure
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Fuck Off Trucker Hat

Green High AF puffy foam graphic trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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High AF Trucker Hat

Red puffy foam-print adjustable snapback trucker hat by Wood Rocket
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Bad Mother Fucker Trucker Hat

Green I Am Dope puffy foam graphic trucker hat with adjustable snapback by Wood Rocket
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I Am Dope Trucker Hat

Cross-eyed white rabbit novelty gag gift figure small size by Shots Toys
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Rabbit Cross Eye Plush Novelty Figure

Large tie-dyed satin folding hand fan with bamboo ribs in multicolor by Wood Rocket
Large black and gold satin folding hand fan with Daddy lettering by Wood Rocket
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Folding Hand Fan

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Play Wiv Me – Cock Tower – Purple

White metal enamel lapel pin of the Magic Wand Original with dangling cord chain by Wood Rocket
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Magic Wand Original Enamel Lapel Pin with Chain Cord

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Bondage Unicorn Keychain

Cactus Party Cup metallic green electroplated 19 oz by Kheper Games
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Cactus Metallic Cup

Glittery white Magic Wand Rechargeable enamel lapel pin with soft rubber back by Wood Rocket
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Magic Wand Rechargeable Enamel Lapel Pin

White metal enamel lapel pin shaped like the Magic Wand Micro by Wood Rocket
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Magic Wand Kawaii Micro Enamel Lapel Pin

Gray soft enamel ball gag lapel pin with red 3-D bead detail by Wood Rocket
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Ball Gag Enamel Lapel Pin – Gray Metal

Pink soft enamel fuzzy handcuffs lapel pin with real mini chain by Wood Rocket
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Fuzzy Handcuffs Lapel Pin – Pink

Black metal soft enamel funny novelty lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Funny Fuck You Lapel Pin in Black Metal

Pink Elephant Torch enamel lapel pin designed by Box Brown on a neutral background
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Box Brown Elephant Torch Pin – Pink

Beige boobs enamel lapel pin on butterfly clutch backing by Wood Rocket
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Boobs Enamel Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket

Pink metal enamel lapel pin featuring an anthropomorphic running pipe character designed by Box Brown
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Box Brown Running Bowl Enamel Lapel Pin – Pink

Green metal Best Buds enamel lapel pin with two bud buddies by Wood Rocket
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Best Buds Enamel Lapel Pin

White soft enamel Bad Mother Fucker lapel pin on metal backing by Wood Rocket
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Bad Mother Fucker Soft Enamel Lapel Pin

White metal soft enamel rolled joint lapel pin with red glitter cherry tip by Wood Rocket
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Joint Pin – Soft Enamel Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket

Black metal soft enamel handcuffs lapel pin with real chain by Wood Rocket
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Handcuffs Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket – Black Metal

Debbie Does Dallas blue soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Debbie Does Dallas Soft Enamel Lapel Pin – Blue

Brown blunt-shaped lapel pin gag gift by Wood Rocket
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Pin Blunt – Brown

Pink and gold glitter enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Fuck Gold Glitter Enamel Lapel Pin – Pink

Peach metal middle finger pin by Wood Rocket
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Middle Finger Pin – Peach

Gray soft enamel butt plug lapel pin by Wood Rocket shown on a denim jacket lapel
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Butt Plug Lapel Pin – Gray

Orange Dusty Bong enamel lapel pin by Box Brown on a neutral background
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Dusty Bong Enamel Lapel Pin – Orange

Brown and gold glitter soft enamel novelty lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Porn Pin With Gold Glitter by Wood Rocket

Eat a Bag of Dicks multi-color enamel pin in brown by Wood Rocket
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Eat a Bag of Dicks Enamel Pin – Brown

Gold soft enamel Daddy paddle lapel pin with black text by Wood Rocket
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Daddy Paddle Lapel Pin in Gold

Gray metal soft enamel gem butt plug lapel pin with glitter sparkle jewel detail by Wood Rocket
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Gem Butt Plug Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket

Purple metal enamel lapel pin with pink glitter lettering by Wood Rocket
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Bad Bitch Enamel Lapel Pin – Purple

Green soft enamel rolling papers lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Rolling Papers Lapel Pin

Bold gray enamel lapel pin with cheeky slogan by Wood Rocket
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Fuck You Asshole Enamel Pin – Gray

Purr Purr Pass gold enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Purr Purr Pass Enamel Lapel Pin – Gold

Yellow soft enamel bong lapel pin with glass-style detail by Wood Rocket
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Bong Lapel Pin – Soft Enamel Weed Pin by Wood Rocket

Soft enamel metal wand massager lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Magic Wand Lapel Pin

Gray and gold enamel Spank Me paddle lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Spank Me Paddle Lapel Pin by Wood Rocket

Swirled multicolor soft enamel pipe lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Pipe With Swirled Color Fill Pin

Pink soft enamel Show Me Your Kitties lapel pin by Wood Rocket
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Show Me Your Kitties Soft Enamel Lapel Pin – Pink

Purple multi-color metal enamel pin High Af by Wood Rocket
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Pin High Af – Purple Metal Enamel Pin

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Pot Leaf Waterproof Playing Cards

Stress Breasts novelty squeeze toy by Hott Products beige gag gift
Boobie Novelties for Novelties
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Stress Breasts

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Play Wiv Me – Bigger or Smaller Boobs Card Game

Rainbow Shot Glass Set by Kheper Games — 6 colorful penis-shaped shooters
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Rainbow Shot Glass Set

Your Guide to Sex Gag Gifts

The best gift is sometimes the one that makes the whole room groan and laugh. Our sex gag gifts deliver harmless, cheeky comedy that is perfect for a birthday, a bachelorette, or a white elephant swap.

This guide covers the styles and helps you pick a prank that lands just right. We keep it lighthearted and judgment-free, because a good laugh is the whole point.

Pick your prank and enjoy the reaction.

Types of Sex Gag Gifts

The sex gag gifts we carry cover every kind of laugh. Novelty coupons, candles, and mugs make cheeky everyday jokes, while penis pasta, silly candy, and prank props bring the over-the-top comedy.

Some pieces are gently flirty for a partner, and others are boldly outrageous for a bachelorette or a friend who loves to be roasted. Birthday candles, stress toys, and joke gifts round out the shelf.

You will find sweet, wink-wink presents for a partner right alongside no-holds-barred pranks for the crowd. From stocking stuffers to the star of a white elephant swap, our sex gag gifts are built to get a reaction.

Whatever you choose, every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor.

The perfect prank depends entirely on who is opening it, from a close friend who loves to be roasted to a coworker at a white elephant swap. A gentle, funny piece keeps things friendly, while a bold, outrageous one earns the kind of groan that turns into a genuine laugh.

These also make a great add-on to a serious gift, softening a milestone birthday with a wink. However you give them, the goal is a shared laugh nobody sees coming.

A few favorites to explore: the i'm Your Slut Coupons, the Macaweenie and Cheese, and the Weenie Linguine penis pasta.

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How to Choose the Right Sex Gag Gifts

Start with the recipient. A partner might love a flirty, wink-wink present, while a roast-ready friend can take something boldly outrageous, so match the joke to who is opening it.

Next, think about the occasion. Some sex gag gifts are perfect for a private moment between two people, and others are made to be unwrapped in front of a laughing crowd, so pick to fit the room.

Consider the payoff too, since the best prank gets a genuine belly laugh rather than an awkward silence. When in doubt, choose the one that makes you laugh just imagining their face.

For a broader look, browse our gift ideas picks.

When you shop our sex gag gifts collection, you shop with people who genuinely care, and every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor. Most arrive within about three days on free USPS Priority shipping for orders over $69, from a veteran-owned team you can count on. Our judgment-free crew is always here to help, because it is only freaky the first time.

Gifting, Storage & Discreet Shipping

Gag gifts are wonderfully fuss-free — keep them in their packaging until the big reveal, store everything somewhere cool and dry, and mind the best-by date on any edible jokes. A little care keeps the punchline fresh.

They make an easy, memorable gift, and every order arrives in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor, so the surprise stays yours to spring. For a light, well-sourced overview of the tradition, the article on the gag gift at Wikipedia is a fun read.

From our veteran-owned team to your next celebration, your secret is safe with us.