Weenie Linguine Penis Pasta
$18.99 Original price was: $18.99.$10.99Current price is: $10.99.
Gag gift pasta that actually cooks — Hott Products’ Weenie Linguine Phallic Pasta Noodles are the ultimate adult novelty for bachelorette parties, holiday white elephants, and anyone who loves a good laugh at the dinner table. Real pasta, hilariously shaped, shipped discreetly from a veteran-owned store. Your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.4 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1 × 1 × 1 in |
| Brand: | Hott Products |
| Color: | Beige |
| Size: | Small |
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The gag gift that turns dinner into a laugh — weenie linguine is the icebreaker nobody saw coming.
A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement, and Hott Products’ weenie linguine delivers exactly that. This penis-shaped novelty pasta is the fun, playful centerpiece for bachelorette parties, couples game nights, or any gathering that needs a memorable laugh. Small enough to tuck into a gift bag, big enough to get the whole table talking.
Weenie Linguine Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this novelty gag pasta from Hott Products.
The Original Penis Pasta
- Novelty penis-shaped linguine noodles
- The only noodle with a hard-on
- Follow Chef Weenie’s directions to cook
Gift-Ready Fun
- Perfect bachelorette or couples party gag
- Small size — fits any gift bag
- Memorable icebreaker for group play
Material & Care
- Enriched durum wheat flour pasta
- Beige and colored noodle varieties included
- Store in a cool, dry place before use
Budget-Friendly Surprise
- Beginner-friendly gag gift price point
- By Hott Products — trusted novelty brand
- Great value for a big laugh
Weenie Linguine User Guide & Play Styles
Sharing the laugh together — weenie linguine as a couples or group gag gift
Whether you’re shopping for a bachelorette bash or looking for sex gag gifts that get both of you giggling, weenie linguine is built for shared moments. Cook it up together, serve it straight-faced, and watch the reactions unfold — it’s a playful way for couples and groups to explore humor and connection without any pressure. The beige pasta noodles cook just like regular linguine, so the surprise is all in the shape. Tuck it into a gift bag alongside other gag gifts for a complete party kit, or browse our adult gift guide for more memorable ideas. Adult candy and novelty items pair perfectly for a full gag gift basket that’s ready to share.
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⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Last updated · May 20, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

