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Brown Metal Enamel Keychain Gag Gift By Wood Rocket
Eat A Bag Of Dicks Enamel Keychain - Image 2
    Brown metal enamel keychain gag gift by Wood Rocket
    Eat A Bag Of Dicks Enamel Keychain - Image 2

    Eat A Bag Of Dicks Enamel Keychain

    Original price was: $23.99.Current price is: $13.99.

    A cheeky enamel keychain that says exactly what you mean — clip it to your keys or hand it off as the perfect gag gift for anyone with a sense of humor.

    Weight0.2 oz
    Dimensions5 × 2.75 × 0.5 in
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    Description

    Brown Metal Dicks Keychain — Eat A Bag Of Dicks Enamel Keychain by WoodRocket

    The brown metal dicks keychain that says exactly what you mean.

    Sometimes the right gift is the one that cuts straight to the point. This WoodRocket enamel dicks keychain packs a classic send-off into a durable brown metal clip you can hang on keys, a bag, or tuck inside a card. Fun to give, impossible to forget.

    Brown Metal Dicks Keychain Features & Specifications

    Four reasons this enamel gag gift keychain earns its spot on the key ring.

    Brown Metal Build

    • Durable metal construction
    • Rich brown finish throughout
    • Holds up to daily key-ring use

    Enamel Finish

    • Smooth enamel over metal base
    • Resists chipping and fading
    • Polished look at a budget price

    Ready-to-Gift Design

    • From WoodRocket Fuck Buddies collection
    • Works solo or in a novelty bundle
    • Fits inside a card or gift bag

    Material & Care

    • Wipe clean with a dry or damp cloth
    • Avoid prolonged water submersion
    • Metal and enamel stay sharp with basic care

    Brown Metal Dicks Keychain User Guide & Play Styles

    Why this enamel dicks keychain works as the perfect gag gift

    For couples who share an irreverent sense of humor, this brown metal dicks keychain is a low-effort, high-impact move. Tuck it into a birthday card, attach it to a gift bag ribbon, or drop it in a novelty bundle alongside other gag items from the gag gifts shop. The WoodRocket design makes the message unmistakable without being loud — it lets the enamel do the talking. Keep the metal clean by wiping it down with a damp cloth as needed, and the finish stays sharp. Body-safe materials and discreet shipping mean your recipient will never see it coming until they unwrap it.

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    Shipping & Delivery
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