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Pink Dildo Keychain Novelty Accessory In Bright Pink By Wood Rocket
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    Pink Dildo Keychain by Wood Rocket

    Original price was: $23.99.Current price is: $13.99.

    A cheeky little conversation starter that clips right onto your keys — because why not carry a smile everywhere you go? This pint-sized gag gift from Wood Rocket is the perfect icebreaker.

    Weight0.2 oz
    Dimensions5 × 2.75 × 0.5 in
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    Description

    Dildo Keychain Gag Gift — Pink Dildo Keychain by Wood Rocket

    The dildo keychain gag gift that gets laughs every single time

    Some keys open doors. This one opens conversations. Wood Rocket’s pink dildo keychain is the compact, color-pop novelty that turns any keyring — or gift bag — into an instant laugh out loud moment. Fun gifts feel even better when they arrive discreetly.

    Dildo Keychain Gag Gift Features & Specifications

    Everything that makes this pink novelty keychain the go-to gag gift pick.

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    Instant Gag Gift

    • Ready-to-gift right out of the bag
    • Pairs with cards or gift baskets
    • Guaranteed laugh on delivery
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    Bold Pink Finish

    • Bright, cheerful pink color
    • Eye-catching on any keyring
    • Stands out in a bag or pocket
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    Clip-On Design

    • Attaches to keys, zippers, backpacks
    • Lightweight for daily carry
    • Secure clasp stays put
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    Material & Care

    • Sturdy novelty-grade material
    • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
    • No special cleaners needed

    Dildo Keychain Gag Gift User Guide & Play Styles

    Why this pink dildo keychain works as a couples gag gift

    Shopping for a couple who already has everything? This funny adult gag gift slips easily into a gift bag alongside a bottle of wine or a cheeky card. The bold pink color and compact clip-on design make it instantly recognizable as a joke — the good kind. Keep the material simple to clean and the laughs come free. Browse more ideas at our gag gifts shop or check the couples pleasure landing for pairable picks.

    More Gag Gifts from Wood Rocket

    Love the humor? Explore more novelty and gag gift picks from Wood Rocket in our gag gifts shop.

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