Spank Me Paddle Air Freshener – Sandalwood Scent

A cheeky paddle-shaped air freshener with a warm sandalwood scent — the gag gift that keeps on giving every time someone opens your car door.

Weight

0.0 oz

Dimensions

7 × 4.5 × 0.5 in

Brand:

Wood Rocket

Color:

Brown

Audience

Couples

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SKU: NU-VAF-008 Category: Gag Gifts

Spank Me Paddle Air Freshener — Sandalwood Scent by Wood-Rocket

Name: Spank Me Paddle Air Freshener | Discreet Toys
Brand: Wood Rocket
SKU: NU-VAF-008
Price: 10.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The Spank Me Paddle Air Freshener That Starts Conversations

Give something playful, private, and unforgettable — or just freshen up your car with a little attitude. This Wood-Rocket paddle air freshener delivers a warm brown sandalwood scent and a guaranteed laugh wherever it hangs. No wrapping required; the gag gift practically sells itself.

Spank Me Paddle Air Freshener Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this paddle-shaped sandalwood air freshener from Wood-Rocket.

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Sandalwood Scent

Warm, woody sandalwood fragrance
Gradual slow-release scent delivery
Lasts weeks of freshening duty

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Paddle Shape & Design

Bold grin-worthy paddle artwork
Classic hanging-card format
Brown color, eye-catching print

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Instant Gag Gift

No wrapping needed out of package
Perfect couples or novelty gift
Conversation starter guaranteed

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Material & Care

Die-cut sturdy cardboard paper build
No cleaning or maintenance needed
Recycle card when scent fades

Spank Me Paddle Air Freshener User Guide & Play Styles

Hanging Your Gag Gift Air Freshener — Where It Lands Best

The spank me paddle air freshener hangs anywhere a hook or mirror exists: rearview mirror, locker, closet rod, or gym bag zipper. The cardboard paper material keeps it lightweight so it won’t swing awkwardly. For couples who love low-key inside jokes, tucking this sandalwood air freshener into a partner’s car makes a quietly hilarious discovery. Store any unopened extras in a cool, dry place to keep the material and scent fresh until you’re ready. Browse more fun picks in our gag gifts collection.

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Flat-rate USPS Priority — 3 business days to your door.

Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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