The Best Gag Gifts —Built for Laughs.

How to Pick the Best Gag Gifts

The best gag gifts are funny to the person opening them and fit the room they are opened in. A little planning keeps the laugh friendly.

Know your audience

A naughty novelty that kills at a bachelorette party can fall flat at a family gathering. Save the cheekiest picks for close friends and adults-only parties, and choose something playful for mixed company.

White elephant and Secret Santa

For a white elephant gift exchange, pick something everyone wants to steal: a naughty coupon book, a party game or a novelty that gets passed around the room. For Secret Santa, match the gift to the person rather than the party.

Bachelorette parties and birthdays

Bachelorette parties call for props and favors the whole group can share, from ring-toss games and party props to cheeky straws. For a birthday, one memorable gag gift beats a pile of small ones.

Picking a Gag Gift by Recipient

Gag gifts for women tend to land best when they are funny first and naughty second: think novelty games, candy and party props. For couples, a coupon book or edible body paint gives you something to open together.

If you are not sure where to start, browse the full gag gift collection or our wider gift ideas.

Stocking stuffers that get a laugh

Small novelties like party straws, keychains and novelty candy make the best gag gifts for stockings. They are easy to wrap, easy to hide, and a fun way to start Christmas morning.

The Art of the Practical Joke Gift

A good gag gift is a cousin of the practical joke: surprising, harmless and shared. The best gag gifts make everyone in the room laugh, including the person who opens them.

Keep it kind, keep it adults-only when it is naughty, and add a small real gift if the joke is a big one.

Pair a joke with something real

If a gag gift is the main present, add something small and genuine alongside it. Even the best gag gifts work better with a little backup: the joke gets the laugh, and the second gift shows you thought about it. For a partner, a set from our Christmas lingerie picks makes an easy second gift.

Wrapping and delivery

Every order arrives in a plain brown box, so you can wrap it yourself without spoiling the surprise. Add a gift bag to dress up the best gag gifts on your list before the party.

Why Shop the Best Gag Gifts at Discreet Toys

We are veteran-owned and judgment-free. Every order ships in a plain brown box with no company name or product description on the label, and the billing descriptor stays discreet, so the surprise stays a surprise.

Orders ship by USPS Priority, which typically delivers in 3 days, and shipping is free on orders $69+. Order early during the holiday rush, especially for parties and exchanges.

It’s only freaky the first time.