Eat a Jar of Dicks

Original price was: $44.99.Current price is: $26.99.

Adult novelty shops carry plenty of gag gifts, but few land as perfectly as Enjoy A Bag Of Toys by Little Genie. These bright, phallic-shaped hard candies are the life of any bachelorette party, birthday bash, or holiday stocking. Fun, shareable, and totally judgment-free. Your secret is safe with us at Discreet Toys.

Weight1.75 oz
Dimensions1 × 1 × 1 in
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UPC817717010471
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Eat a Jar of Dicks — Novelty Candy Jar by Little Genie

Give something playful, private, and unforgettable — eat a jar of dicks together.

The Little Genie eat a jar of dicks candy jar is loaded with multi-colored, miniature hard candy penises built for shared laughs. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette party, a couples-first group hangout, or just want to surprise someone with the most memorable adult candy gift on the table, this novelty candy jar delivers exactly that — fun, irreverent, and totally share-worthy.

Eat a Jar of Dicks Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about the Little Genie eat a jar of dicks novelty candy jar before you gift it.

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Multi-Colored Hard Candy Penises

  • Vivid multi-colored miniature shapes
  • Classic hard candy texture
  • Packed to fill the jar generously
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Bachelorette Party Ready

  • Ideal icebreaker for bachelorette parties
  • Sparks laughs at group gatherings
  • Great for couples-first group play nights
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Gift-Ready Novelty Jar

  • Arrives in a shareable jar format
  • Humorous adult-themed branding label
  • No extra wrapping needed — gift-ready
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Memorable Funny Adult Candy

  • Guaranteed conversation starter
  • Pairs well with sex and candy vibes
  • Fun surprise for any adult occasion
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Little Genie Brand Quality

  • Made by trusted mid-tier brand Little Genie
  • Consistent novelty candy quality
  • Widely loved adult candy line
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Material & Care

  • Non-toxic ingredients — edible hard candy
  • Store in a cool, dry place
  • Check best-by date before serving guests

Eat a Jar of Dicks User Guide & Play Styles

The shared-discovery gift that breaks the ice together

Gifting eat a jar of dicks is really about giving two (or more) people permission to laugh together and explore something playfully adult for the first time. Pull it out at a bachelorette party and watch the room light up — it’s the kind of adult candy that doubles as an icebreaker. The novelty candy jar format means no awkward presentation; just set it on the table and let the multi-colored hard candy penises do the talking. This is one of those memorable gifts that gets talked about long after the party ends. For more ideas on pairing playful adult surprises, browse our adult gift guide.

Why this novelty candy jar works for group play occasions

Beyond bachelorette parties, the eat a jar of dicks candy jar fits naturally into any group play situation where laughter is the goal — game nights, couples mixer parties, or a cheeky office send-off. The best squirt candy for oral sex jokes practically write themselves here, making this a low-pressure, high-reward addition to any adult candy spread. Non-toxic ingredients keep things worry-free, so everyone can dig in. Explore more fun options in our adult candy collection or browse the full gift shop for more share-worthy surprises.

More Adult Candy from Little Genie

If eat a jar of dicks got a laugh, there’s plenty more playful adult candy and novelty gifts from Little Genie waiting in the gift shop. Check out our party games and cards sections for even more group-ready fun.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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