Monster Dong the Zombie – Black
$47.99 Original price was: $47.99.$29.99Current price is: $29.99.
Zombie dildo thrills meet seriously impressive size with the Monster Dong the Zombie by CalExotics. This large, textured monster dildo delivers undead-inspired ridges and a bold black finish built for unforgettable sensation. Ships fast in a plain brown box with discreet billing. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 1.25 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 9 × 3.5 in |
| Brand: | CalExotics |
| Audience | Women |
| Color: | Black |
| Features | Bendable, Harness Compatible, Suction-Cup Base, Waterproof |
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The Zombie Dildo Monster That Refuses to Stay Down
Private pleasure should feel fun, easy, and completely yours — and this CalExotics zombie dildo monster delivers exactly that. Built for women who’ve moved past the basics and are ready for something with real shape, girth, and texture, this black monster dildo rises to every occasion. Nine inches of firm yet bendable liquid silicone, intricately detailed ridges, and a sturdy suction cup base make it one of the most satisfying extreme dildos in the exotic category.
Zombie Dildo Monster Features & Specifications
Every detail of this CalExotics exotic monster dildo is engineered for bold, hands-free solo pleasure. Here's what sets it apart from a standard dildo.
9-Inch Firm Shaft
- Full 9 in length, 3.5 in width
- Firm core with lifelike girth
- Designed for deep, satisfying fit
Monstrous Exotic Texture
- Intricately detailed ridges and curves
- Realistic feel with fantasy shape
- Every angle built for maximum texture
Extremely Flexible Design
- Bends and arches to your preferred angle
- Adjusts to body curve on demand
- Stays firm while remaining bendable
Sturdy Suction Cup Base
- Hands-free on any smooth surface
- Harness compatible for strap-on play
- Stable base for solo or partnered use
Waterproof Build
- Fully waterproof — shower or bath safe
- Wipe-clean or rinse under running water
- No worry about steam or splash
Material & Care
- Liquid silicone — soft, smooth, durable
- Phthalate-free, body-safe materials
- Wash with warm water and toy cleaner
Zombie Dildo Monster User Guide & Play Styles
Step Up Your Solo Sessions with a Huge Black Dildo
If you already know what you like and want more of it, this zombie dildo monster is the next-level upgrade. The 9-inch liquid silicone shaft delivers noticeable weight and girth that a standard dildo simply can’t match. Plant the suction cup base on a flat surface, set your angle using the flexible design, and let the monstrous texture do the work. The black finish and exotic ridges make this one of the more distinctive extreme dildos in the CalExotics lineup — and the waterproof build means the shower is always an option. Body-safe materials keep cleanup simple: rinse with warm water and a toy cleaner after every use. For more ideas on getting the most from your collection, read our benefits guide for dildo users.
Harness Compatible and Built for Versatile Play
The sturdy suction cup base doubles as a harness-compatible mount, which opens up partnered play beyond pure solo sessions. Whether you’re exploring hands-free positioning or incorporating this huge dildo into couples exploration, the extremely flexible design adjusts to whatever angle works best. Weird dildos often sacrifice function for fantasy — this one doesn’t. The firm yet bendable liquid silicone holds its shape under pressure while still conforming to your body’s natural curve. Explore the full exotic dildos collection for more fantasy-inspired options, or browse all dildos and dongs to find your match.
More Exotic Dildos from CalExotics
Love the monster aesthetic? CalExotics builds across a wide range of fantasy and exotic shapes. Browse the full exotic category at Discreet Toys for more bold, body-safe options that go well beyond the ordinary dildo.
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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Last updated · May 20, 2026
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