Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag

Edible things used as anal lube have never been this fun or festive. The Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag by Little Genie is a sweet, shareable treat perfect for bachelorette parties, Valentine’s Day, or any judgment-free celebration. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.

Weight

0.2 oz

Brand:

Little Genie

Color:

Pink

Volume

2 – 3.4 oz

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Sucks Dicks Candy — Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag by Little Genie

Name: Best Sucks Dicks Candy for Couples | Discreet Toys
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: LG-CP1194
Price: 10.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The sucks dicks candy that makes Valentine’s Day fun again — no heartbreak required.

Whether you’re nursing a broken heart or just find the whole Valentine’s Day hullabaloo a bit much, this Little Genie sucks dicks candy keeps things light, cheeky, and delicious. Discreet care helps pleasure feel simple and stress-free — and sometimes that means skipping the roses and grabbing a 3oz bag of irreverent treats instead.

Sucks Dicks Candy Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this cheeky Little Genie edible — from what's inside the bag to how to share the fun.

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What's in the Bag

Approx. 100 pieces per 3oz bag
Comes in the 2–3–4-oz size range
Budget-friendly treat, big laughs

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Cheeky Gift Factor

Perfect for cynics and love-scorned
Great couples first-time novelty gift
Hilarious and easy to share

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Travel-Ready & Discreet

Compact bag fits any bag or pocket
Ideal for travel or on-the-go fun
Plain-box shipping keeps it private

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Material & Care

Edible candy — non-toxic ingredients
Store in a cool, dry place
Consume before printed best-by date

Sucks Dicks Candy User Guide & Play Styles

An easy, no-fuss edible for couples or solo cynics

New to edible novelties? No experience needed here — this is as beginner-friendly as it gets. Just open the bag, enjoy the delicious flavors, and let the irreverence do the work. The Little Genie sucks dicks candy is a low-barrier way to bring some laughter into Valentine’s Day without any pressure. Tuck the compact 3oz bag into a gift bag alongside other edibles from our sexual enhancement shop, or browse the full Wellness pillar guide for more intimate wellness products that keep things fun and stress-free.

More Edible Treats from Little Genie

Love the vibe? Explore more cheeky edibles and sexual enhancement treats from Little Genie in our Edibles section of the Wellness Shop.

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📦 Plain-Box Shipping
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

It’s only freaky the first time.

Last updated · May 20, 2026

📦 Discreet Shipping

Free Shipping
on Orders $69+

Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.

Under $69

$7.95

Flat-rate USPS Priority — 3 business days to your door.

Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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Discreet Billing

Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.

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3-Day Delivery

USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.

How Your Order Arrives

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Order Placed

Checkout in under 60 seconds

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Packed Discreetly

Plain box, no markings

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USPS Priority

Tracking emailed to you

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At Your Door

3 business days, average

Veteran Owned

Orders +$69 or Hot - Free Shipping

Discreet Questions?

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Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag

Sucks Dicks Candy — Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag by Little Genie

The sucks dicks candy that makes Valentine’s Day fun again — no heartbreak required.