Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2lb Tart Candy

edible water based lube fans and candy lovers unite — the Jar of Fucks I Have to Give packs 2 pounds of tart, flavored candy into one hilariously giftable jar. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers, or just treating yourself. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated. Your secret is safe with us.

Weight

1.9 oz

Brand:

Little Genie

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Jar Fucks I Have to Give — 2lb Tart Candy by Little Genie

Name: Best Jar Fucks I Have to Give Tart Candy | Discreet Toys
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: LG-CP1240
Price: 17.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The jar fucks I have to give — now a shareable, fruit-flavored candy moment

Sometimes the best self-care is a good laugh. This Little Genie jar fucks I have to give delivers 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored, phallus-shaped tart candy — easy to open, easy to share, and zero experience required. Discreet care helps pleasure feel simple and stress-free, and that includes keeping a wellness-friendly laugh in your pantry.

Jar Fucks I Have to Give Features & Specifications

Two pounds of tart, fruit-flavored fun from Little Genie — here is what is inside the jar.

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Massive 2-Pound Candy Haul

Full 2 lbs of tart candy
Fruit-flavored phallus shapes
Plenty for sharing or pranks

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Instant Conversation Starter

Perfect for office candy dishes
Great couples first-time laugh
No setup or experience needed

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Budget-Friendly Edible Gift

Budget price, big impact
Easy everyday edible treat
Ships discreetly to your door

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Storage & Care

Store in a cool, dry place
Keep jar sealed between uses
Non-toxic, edible candy only

Jar Fucks I Have to Give User Guide & Play Styles

Easy ways to enjoy this jar fucks I have gift — no experience needed

Whether you keep this jar fucks I have on your kitchen counter or sneak it into a coworker’s candy dish, the setup is genuinely simple — open, display, enjoy. The budget-friendly price makes it an approachable first pick for couples first time exploring novelty edibles together. Tuck it into a travel bag for a weekend trip, or leave it out as a year-round conversation piece. A couple of these tart, fruit-flavored phalluses go well alongside other edible favorites in our edibles collection. For broader ideas on easy wellness picks, check out our Wellness pillar guide.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.

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Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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Jar of Fucks I Have to Give 2lb Tart Candy

Jar Fucks I Have to Give — 2lb Tart Candy by Little Genie

The jar fucks I have to give — now a shareable, fruit-flavored candy moment