Whether you’re shopping for a bachelorette bash, a gag gift that lands every time, or simply a fun way to unwind after a long week, this adult coloring book delivers equal parts humor and cheek in a format anyone can enjoy.

Material & Construction

Printed on sturdy 80# stock with a glossy cover, the book’s 24 high-quality pages hold up beautifully to crayons, colored pencils, or markers without bleed-through ruining your masterpiece. The pages are naughty by design and made right here in the USA, so you can feel good about what you’re bringing to the party.

How to Use

Crack it open solo for a relaxing — and surprisingly hilarious — creative session, or pass it around the table at a bachelorette party, couples’ game night, or a holiday white-elephant exchange. Grab your favorite set of colored pencils and let the good times roll. There are 24 scenes to work through, so the fun lasts well beyond a single sitting.

Care & Cleaning

No special care needed — just keep the cover closed when not in use to protect that glossy finish, and store it flat to prevent page curl. Once you’ve colored a page, feel free to tear it out and display your work (or keep it very, very hidden).

Discreet Shipping

Your order ships in a plain brown box with no hint of what’s inside — because what you color is your business. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping, and most orders arrive in about 3 days via USPS Priority Mail. Discreet Toys is a veteran-owned small business, and we think shopping for fun should feel completely judgment-free.