St. Nick’s Dicks 3 oz. Bag

Spread some naughty holiday cheer with this bag of festive, phallic-shaped candy — roughly 100 pieces per 3 oz. bag and guaranteed to get the whole room laughing.

Weight

0.0 oz

Dimensions

0.00 × 0.00 × 0.00 in

Brand:

Little Genie

Color:

Red

Audience

Couples

Volume

2 – 3.4 oz

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Holiday Gag Gift Candy — St. Nick’s Dicks 3 oz. Bag by Little Genie

Name: Holiday Gag Gift Candy | Discreet Toys
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: DTM-GAC-0104-RED
Price: 10.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The holiday gag gift candy that lands every single time.

St. Nick’s Dicks by Little Genie packs approximately 100 red, phallic-shaped sugar candies into a single 3 oz. bag — the kind of funny stocking stuffer candy that gets passed around the whole room. Tuck one into a stocking, drop it in a White Elephant pile, or leave it in the office candy dish and watch the holiday hijinks unfold.

Holiday Gag Gift Candy Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about St. Nick’s Dicks before you stuff a stocking.

What’s Inside

~100 phallic candy pieces per bag
3 oz. net weight
Red-colored hard candy

Gift-Ready Bag

Festive printed bag design
Ready to drop in a stocking or gift box
No extra wrapping needed

Holiday Party Staple

Perfect White Elephant or office party pick
Shareable with the whole group
Naughty festive cheer guaranteed

Material & Care

Hard sugar candy — no special materials
Store cool and dry before opening
Reseal or use airtight container after opening

Holiday Gag Gift Candy User Guide & Play Styles

The adult gag gift candy that belongs in every stocking.

Drop this novelty Christmas candy into a stocking and watch faces light up — then blush. Little Genie packed roughly 100 pieces of red, phallic-shaped candy into a 2–3–4 oz. format so there’s plenty to go around. Store it cool and dry until the big reveal, then set it out in a dish and let the room do the rest. For more creative gifting ideas, browse our gift ideas collection or the full adult candy shop for pairing options.

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St. Nick’s Dicks 3 oz. Bag

Holiday Gag Gift Candy — St. Nick’s Dicks 3 oz. Bag by Little Genie

The holiday gag gift candy that lands every single time.