Short Penis Stuffy 3.94″

$12.99

Equal parts cheeky and cuddly, this soft plush penis stuffed toy is the gag gift nobody knew they needed. Comes in 2 fun colors to suit any personality.

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Description

Penis Stuffed Animal Gift β€” Short Penis Stuffy 3.94″ by Shots

The penis stuffed animal gift that gets laughs at every party

Standing just 3.94 inches tall and made from ultra-soft polyester, this Shots plush is the discreet, crowd-pleasing novelty gag gift you didn’t know you needed. Available in brown and pink, it’s equal parts hilarious and huggable β€” and it arrives in a plain brown box so the reveal stays yours.

Penis Stuffed Animal Gift Features & Specifications

Everything that makes this novelty plush the go-to gift for parties, desks, and gift bags.

Ultra-Soft Polyester Build

  • Plush polyester fabric throughout
  • Squeezably soft and cuddly
  • Durable stitching for lasting hugs

Compact 3.94″ Size

  • Under-4-inches β€” one-size fits all
  • Lightweight and toss-friendly
  • Easy to pack in any gift bag

Two Color Options

  • Available in brown or pink
  • Pick the shade that fits the vibe
  • Both ship discreetly

Material & Care

  • Spot clean with damp cloth and mild soap
  • Air dry fully before storing
  • Keep away from direct heat

Party & Gag Ready

  • Ideal bachelorette party favor
  • Great white elephant or gag gift
  • Sweet sixteen crowd-pleaser

Discreet Plain-Box Shipping

  • Ships in unmarked brown box
  • No hint of contents outside
  • Discreet billing on every order

Penis Stuffed Animal Gift User Guide & Play Styles

Why this novelty plush gag gift wins every bachelorette party

Stuffing a gift bag for a bachelorette bash? This Shots penis stuffed animal gift is the one item that gets passed around the table and photographed three times. The soft polyester body makes it safe to toss, squeeze, and wave around the room. Grab the pink version to match the party palette or go with brown for a classic look. Tuck it into the bachelorette shop wishlist for instant crowd-sourced approval. The under-4-inches size means it fits neatly in any gift bag without dominating the whole spread β€” clean and easy to gift.

Desk companion, party favor, or white elephant β€” this plush does it all

Not every funny gag gift has a singular purpose. This one-size novelty plush earns its keep as a desk mascot that sparks conversation, a white elephant wildcard that steals the show, or a sweet sixteen addition that gets exactly the laugh you planned. Because the polyester material is non-toxic and body-safe, it’s genuinely safe to cuddle β€” yes, you can bring it to bed. Spot clean with a damp cloth when needed to keep it fresh. For more crowd-pleasing couples and party picks, explore the Couples Pleasure collection.

Plain-Box Shipping
3-Day Delivery
Veteran Owned
Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor β€” your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Shipping & Delivery
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Or any product with a HOT label. Free Standard Shipping applies automatically at checkout, no code needed. Every order ships within 1 business day in a plain brown box.

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Priority Mail (USPS)
$17.95
$9.95 on orders $69+.
Arrives in 2–3 business days.
Priority Mail Express (USPS)
$49.95
$41.95 on orders $69+.
Arrives in 1–3 business days.

Delivery days count from the day your order ships. They're estimates, not guarantees. Orders of $200 or more may be held up to 3 business days for verification before they ship. Packages over 5 lb add a weight-based charge, shown at checkout before you pay. Read the full shipping policy

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Plain Brown Box

No logos and no product names on the box. The label never says Discreet.toys or what's inside.

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Discreet Billing

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How Your Order Arrives

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Ships in 1 Business Day

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2–5 business days on Standard, sooner with Priority or Express