Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt

$30.99

A bold, unapologetic statement tee from Assholes Live Forever — because some thoughts are too real to keep to yourself. Cut for comfort in classic black cotton.

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Black Novelty Graphic Tee Large — Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt by Assholes Live Forever

The black novelty graphic tee large that says exactly what everyone was already thinking.

Some shirts start the conversation before you say a word. This large black cotton graphic tee from Assholes Live Forever wears its attitude on the front and makes zero apologies — designed for women who live life entirely on their own terms. Discreet delivery included.

Black Novelty Graphic Tee Large Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this bold black cotton statement tee in large.

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Bold Graphic Print

  • Unapologetic statement graphic on front
  • High-contrast print on black base
  • Eye-catching from across the room
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Black Cotton Build

  • Classic black colorway — endlessly versatile
  • Soft, breathable cotton construction
  • All-day comfort without compromise
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Large Fit

  • Sized large for relaxed or fitted wear
  • Works oversized or tucked in
  • Generous cut flatters multiple body types
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Material & Care

  • 100% cotton — machine wash cold
  • Turn inside out to protect the print
  • Tumble dry low; avoid bleach
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Gift-Ready Statement Piece

  • Memorable gift for the boldly honest friend
  • Ships in a plain brown box
  • No logos or contents listed outside

Assholes Live Forever Brand

  • Designed by Assholes Live Forever label
  • Known for no-apology graphic apparel
  • Consistent quality wash after wash

Black Novelty Graphic Tee Large User Guide & Play Styles

Wearing this black cotton graphic tee when you want your outfit to do the talking

Pair this large black cotton graphic tee with your favorite jeans and boots for an effortlessly blunt look that needs zero explanation. The relaxed cotton build keeps you comfortable all day — whether you’re running errands, heading to a backyard hangout, or just need the room to know where you stand. The black colorway makes it easy to style; the graphic handles all the heavy lifting. For more bold accessories to complete the look, browse the accessories collection. Material is soft, breathable cotton — easy to clean and built to last through regular wear.

Gifting this bold statement tee to the woman who appreciates radical honesty

This large black novelty graphic tee makes a genuinely memorable gift. It arrives in discreet shipping — plain brown box, no contents listed outside — so the surprise lands exactly as intended. Sized large, it works fitted or oversized depending on the recipient’s preference, giving you flexibility without guessing. Assholes Live Forever built this tee for women who own every room they walk into. For more ideas curated for her, visit the Her Pleasure collection.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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Discreet Billing

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3-Day Delivery

USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.

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Order Placed

Checkout in under 60 seconds

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Packed Discreetly

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