Offensive-Ish Crayons by Wood Rocket

All the cheeky, boundary-pushing humor of the original Offensive Crayons — just toned down enough to survive HR. Perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a well-named color.

Weight

0.3 oz

Brand:

Wood Rocket

Color:

Multi

Audience

Couples

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Funny Crayon Gift Set — Offensive-Ish Crayons by Wood Rocket

Name: Funny Crayon Gift Set | Discreet Toys
Brand: Wood Rocket
SKU: NU-CRA-007
Price: 13.99 USD
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The funny crayon gift set that’s almost too safe — and exactly that funny.

Wood Rocket’s Offensive-Ish Crayons walk the line between office-party-approved and eyebrow-raising, delivering a multi-color novelty crayon set with color names that land the joke the second you read the wrapper. Give a gift that gets the look — but not the HR writeup.

Funny Crayon Gift Set Features & Specifications

Everything that makes this offensive crayon gift set a crowd-pleaser — at a glance.

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Wit-Loaded Color Names

“Safe space sienna,” “child bride blue,” and more
Punchline printed right on the wrapper
Multi-color set for maximum variety

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Karen-Approved Humor

Dialed back from the full Offensive Crayons line
Sharp wit, HR-survivable delivery
Won’t get you fired — probably

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Ready-to-Gift Format

Packaged for white-elephant and office swaps
No extra wrapping needed
Works as desk decor or gag centerpiece

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Material & Care

Real crayons with printed novelty wrappers
Store flat, away from direct heat
Wrapper is the punchline — protect it

Funny Crayon Gift Set User Guide & Play Styles

The funny office gift set that survives the white-elephant table.

Drop this offensive crayon gift set into a white-elephant swap and watch the room divide between the people who laugh immediately and the ones who need a second to catch it. The multi-color novelty crayon set from Wood Rocket is sized right for a stocking stuffer or desk gag, and the wrapper jokes do all the heavy lifting. No coloring required — just hand it over and enjoy the reactions. Browse more options at our party games collection for your next event.

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Offensive-Ish Crayons by Wood Rocket

Funny Crayon Gift Set — Offensive-Ish Crayons by Wood Rocket

The funny crayon gift set that’s almost too safe — and exactly that funny.