Good Dick Attached To A Good Man Shirt

$30.99

Say it loud and wear it proud. This bold black cotton tee puts your standards on display with unapologetic humor.

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Funny Statement Graphic Tee — Good Dick Attached To A Good Man by Assholes Live Forever

The Funny Statement Graphic Tee That Says It Louder Than You Will

Some truths are better worn than spoken. This bold black cotton tee from Assholes Live Forever puts the message front and center — zero apologies, all confidence. Soft, relaxed, and endlessly rewearable, it’s the funny gift tee your wardrobe has been waiting for.

Funny Statement Graphic Tee Features & Specifications

Here’s what makes this bold statement tee worth adding to your rotation.

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Soft Cotton Build

  • Made from soft cotton fabric
  • Comfortable all-day wear
  • Holds shape wash after wash
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Bold Black Finish

  • Classic black base color
  • High-contrast printed graphic
  • Crisp message, clean look
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XL Relaxed Fit

  • XL size with a relaxed silhouette
  • Style tucked, tied, or loose
  • Versatile everyday wear
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Material & Care

  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Turn inside out to protect print
  • No bleach — keeps cotton soft
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Perfect Gift Tee

  • Funny, thoughtful gift for friends
  • Ships discreetly, no hint of contents
  • Arrives gift-ready in plain packaging
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Statement Graphic Design

  • Bold printed slogan on the front
  • Designed by Assholes Live Forever
  • Conversation-starter on first wear

Funny Statement Graphic Tee User Guide & Play Styles

Wearing Your Bold Statement Tee on a Night Out

Pair this black cotton graphic tee with your favorite jeans and you’ve got a night-out look that requires zero explanation. The XL relaxed fit means you can knot the hem, tuck it in, or wear it loose — all three work. Assholes Live Forever designed this funny statement graphic tee to be the anchor of the outfit, not an afterthought. Keep the rest of the look simple and let the bold printed message do the heavy lifting. Clean the cotton piece by turning it inside out before machine washing cold to keep the graphic sharp. Browse more accessories and apparel at the accessories shop.

Gifting a Funny Graphic Tee — What to Know

A novelty graphic tee lands differently when the message is genuinely relatable. This bold statement tee from Assholes Live Forever makes a funny, thoughtful gift for a friend who appreciates a tee that tells the truth. The black base and body-safe cotton material mean it’s wearable, not just a gag item collecting dust in a drawer. Order it in XL for a universally flattering relaxed fit — most recipients prefer a looser silhouette on a statement piece. It ships in a plain box with discreet shipping, so the surprise stays intact until the moment of the reveal. Explore more options at the Her Pleasure shop.

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