Fucks I Have to Give, Flying Fuck Pen – Display of 12ct
$90.99 Original price was: $90.99.$54.99Current price is: $54.99.
vibrator for women meets zero-cares attitude with the Flying Fuck Pen from Little Genie — a discreet mini bullet vibrator disguised as an everyday pen. Perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who needs a little laugh with their pleasure. Comes in a display of 12. Plain brown box. Judgment-free zone. Veteran-owned and operated.
| Weight | 0.85 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Little Genie |
| Color: | Blue |
| Pack | 7-12 Pack |
Only 2 left in stock
The fucks i have give pen that turns any counter into a laugh machine
A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement — and this Little Genie flying fuck pen display delivers exactly that. The Fucks I Have to Give pack arrives as a 7–12-pack display of 12 pens, each one a playful, share-worthy gag gift that sparks smiles the moment someone spots it. Fun, memorable, and gift-ready right out of the box.
Fucks I Have to Give Features & Specifications
Twelve pens. Zero pretense. Here is everything that makes this gag gift display an instant crowd-pleaser.
Flying Fuck Middle Finger Pen
- Writes and launches a tiny fuck
- Built-in middle finger launcher
- Playful statement piece design
12-Count Display Pack
- Arrives in a 7–12-pack display
- Counter-ready, individually priced
- Irresistible impulse-buy format
Icebreaker Gag Gift
- Sparks laughs and conversations
- Ideal for bachelorette party fun
- Memorable gift for any occasion
Gift-Ready Out of the Box
- No extra wrapping needed
- Perfect for solo or couples gifting
- Great for explore or gag collections
Counter Display Format
- Marked for individual retail sale
- Fits gift shop counter displays
- Stress relief novelty appeal
Material & Care
- Non-toxic, durable pen materials
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth
- Store upright, away from heat
Fucks I Have to Give User Guide & Play Styles
The ultimate gag gift for bachelorette parties and group laughs
When you need a sex gag gift that does the talking for you, the Fucks I Have to Give pen is the answer. Pass one around at a bachelorette party or leave the display on a gift table and watch guests light up. These pens are built for sharing — each flying fuck launch is a laugh-out-loud moment that works for solo gifters and couples exploring fun together. The non-toxic pen body keeps things safe for any crowd. For more inspiration, browse our adult gift guide.
Stocking your gag gifts counter or gifting on a whim
The 12-count display format makes this one of the easiest gag sex gift ideas to stock or give. Individual pricing means each pen works as a spontaneous impulse buy — drop it in a gift bag or set the whole display out as a gag gifts centerpiece. Stress relief wrapped in humor: that is the Little Genie promise. Explore the full gift shop for more playful finds.
More Gag Gifts from Little Genie
Love a good laugh? Little Genie brings the same playful energy to dice, gift bags, and novelty sets. Browse the full gag gifts collection for more share-worthy surprises.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Last updated · May 20, 2026
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on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

