Who says protective wear can’t have a sense of humor? This playful 3-ply face mask from Wood Rocket’s Fuck Buddies collection pairs everyday comfort with a boldly irreverent graphic — a cute little butt plug waving hello on a warm beige pattern.

Material & Construction

Built with three layers for real-world wearability: the first two layers blend 95% cotton and 5% spandex for a soft, breathable fit that moves with you, while the third layer is crafted from 170 GSM polyester for added structure. One size fits most adults comfortably, and the beige base keeps the cheeky graphic front and center.

How to Use

Slip it on like any standard face mask. The flexible, form-fitting construction means it stays in place whether you’re running errands, attending an event, or just making a statement wherever the day takes you. It’s a conversation-starter that does the talking for you.

Care & Cleaning

This mask is fully washable, so it’s ready to go the distance. Machine wash with like colors and tumble dry on low to keep the graphic crisp and the fabric soft wash after wash. No special detergents needed — just toss it in with your regular laundry.

Discreet Shipping

Your order arrives in a plain brown box with no mention of the contents on the outside — just the way it should be. Orders of $69 or more ship free via 3-day USPS Priority Mail, because Discreet Toys is a veteran-owned retailer that believes your purchases are your business.