Fkn Nuts Pistachios 3 oz. 10pk Display
$88.99 – $106.99Price range: $88.99 through $106.99
Cool ranch meets serious ghost pepper heat in every in-shell pistachio — small-batch roasted in avocado oil and handcrafted in Texas. A 10-count display built for gifting or stocking your snack station with something genuinely unforgettable.
| Weight | 0.19 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 7.20 × 4.20 × 10.70 in |
| Brand: | Doc Johnson |
| Flavor | Ranch & Ghost Pepper, Korean BBQ & Carolina Reaper, Dill Pickle & Jalapeno |
| Color: | Green |
| Audience | Couples |
| Volume | 2 – 3.4 oz |
Some snacks tease you with a little heat and then disappear. Ghost Ranch pistachios do the opposite — ranch flavor hits clean and bold up front, then ghost pepper (Bhut Jolokia, 1 million+ Scoville Heat Units) builds slow and lingers long. Both flavors hold their ground. Every single crack.
Material & Construction
Each 3 oz. bag is filled with in-shell pistachios roasted in avocado oil and seasoned in small batches right in Texas. The avocado oil base lets the ranch and ghost pepper seasoning cling to every shell without the greasy residue you get from cheaper mass-produced alternatives. This 10-pack display ships as a single retail-ready unit — perfect for counter display, party spreads, or bulk gifting.
How to Use
Crack, eat, repeat — ideally with a cold drink nearby. These are serious snacking pistachios designed for heat lovers who still want to taste what they’re eating. Start with one bag to gauge your heat tolerance before committing to the full display. Pair with a cold beverage of your choice; the ghost pepper build is real and it stays with you.
Care & Cleaning
Store bags in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to keep the seasoning fresh and the nuts crisp. Once a bag is opened, seal or clip it closed and consume within a few days for best flavor and texture. No refrigeration required.
Discreet Shipping
Your order ships in a plain brown box with no identifying product details on the outside — just the way we do things here at our veteran-owned shop. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping via 3-day USPS Priority Mail, so your snack haul (or gift order) arrives fast and without fanfare.
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