Pens 3pk

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Three retractable ballpoint pens packed with dog-lover humor — the perfect desk accessory or gift for anyone who’d rather talk to their dog than a coworker.

Weight	0.0 oz
Dimensions	0.00 × 0.00 × 0.00 in
Brand:	Wood Rocket
Design	Dog People, Cat People, Passive Aggressive, Oh For Fucks Sake, Anxiety, Pot
Color:	Black, Clear, Green, Purple, Red
Audience	Couples
Material	ABS Plastic

Weight

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Dimensions

0.00 × 0.00 × 0.00 in

Brand:

Wood Rocket

Design

Dog People, Cat People, Passive Aggressive, Oh For Fucks Sake, Anxiety, Pot

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Audience

Couples

Material

ABS Plastic

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Green Dog People Pens — Dog People Pens 3pk by Wood Rocket

The green dog people pens that make every desk a little more woof-worthy.

Wood Rocket’s green dog people pens are built for the person who considers their dog their best coworker. Three retractable pens, smooth black ink, and enough dog humor to get a tail wag out of even the most serious office mate. A low-key gift that lands every time.

green dog people pens Features & Specifications

Three pens, one great joke. Here’s what’s in the pack.

3-Pack Value

Comes as a set of three pens
Keep one, gift two — or all three
Great desk-drawer backup supply

Bright Green Barrels

Cheerful green barrel, easy to spot
Won’t get lost in a bag or drawer
Fun color for dog-obsessed desks

Smooth Black Ink

Clean black ink on every stroke
Reliable ballpoint performance
Writes as good as it looks

Material & Care

Plastic barrel, retractable tip design
Store tip-retracted to protect ballpoint
Keep away from extreme heat

green dog people pens User Guide & Play Styles

The dog lover gift that actually gets used.

Most novelty gifts collect dust. These Wood Rocket green dog people pens end up on someone’s desk and get used every single day — which means the joke lands again and again. The green barrel keeps them visible, the smooth black ink means they’re actually functional, and the retractable design means no missing cap to track down. For the dog parent in your life, browse more fun picks in our gift ideas collection or check out the full party games category for more laugh-out-loud options. Make sure the material is clean and the tip is retracted before tossing one in a gift bag.

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Pens 3pk

Green Dog People Pens — Dog People Pens 3pk by Wood Rocket

The green dog people pens that make every desk a little more woof-worthy.