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Boobie Football Gag Gift By Hott Products — Brown Novelty Football With Erect Nips, 7X5 Inches
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    Boobie Football

    Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $14.99.

    Funny sex gag gifts christmas just got a game-changer. The Breast Shaped Football by Hott Products is the ultimate adult novelty toy for bachelorette parties, holiday white elephants, or anyone who thinks football and fun go hand in hand. Ships discreet, arrives fast. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.

    Weight0.35 oz
    Dimensions1 × 1 × 1 in
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    UPC818631026029
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    Description

    Boobie Football — Novelty Gag Gift by Hott Products

    The Boobie Football — a playful gag gift that scores laughs every time

    A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement, and this boobie football from Hott Products delivers both. Equal parts icebreaker and inside joke, it combines the two things many couples already enjoy into one memorable, share-worthy gift. Small enough to tuck into a gift bag, fun enough to get the whole room laughing.

    Boobie Football Features & Specifications

    Everything you need to know about this playful Hott Products novelty football before you gift it.

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    Novelty Football Design

    • Classic football shape with boobie twist
    • Perfectly erect nips on each end
    • Usable indoors and outdoors
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    Compact, Tossable Size

    • 7″ length × 5″ width
    • Small-size range — easy to grip
    • Fits neatly in any gift bag
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    Gift-Ready Fun

    • Budget-friendly gag gift price
    • Brown coloring for a realistic look
    • Great icebreaker for couples or groups
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    Material & Care

    • Soft novelty foam-style construction
    • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
    • Store in a cool, dry place

    Boobie Football User Guide & Play Styles

    Gifting the boobie football — a shared laugh for couples exploring fun together

    This boobie football is the kind of sex gag gift that gets unwrapped with wide eyes and immediate laughter — the perfect shared moment for couples stepping into playful territory together. Whether it’s a birthday surprise, a white-elephant swap, or just a spontaneous “why not” addition to game night, you both get to enjoy the reaction. The brown, small-size novelty football is easy to toss, easy to display, and impossible to forget. Wipe it clean after outdoor play and store it anywhere. For more inspired ideas, browse our adult gift guide — or explore more creative picks in our gag gifts collection.

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    Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

    It’s only freaky the first time.

    Last updated · May 20, 2026

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