Assholes Live Forever Tee
$30.99
A bold, unapologetic statement tee for anyone who tells it like it is. Soft cotton construction keeps you comfortable while the message speaks for itself.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Size: | Large, Small |
| Color: | Black |
The statement graphic tee women actually want to wear
Some truths are too good to keep quiet. This bold black cotton tee puts the message front and center โ unapologetic, direct, and exactly as honest as you feel on your best days. Small fit, soft feel, zero explanations required.
Statement Graphic Tee Women Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this black graphic tee โ materials, fit, care, and what makes it worth wearing.
Soft Cotton Build
- 100% soft cotton construction
- All-day comfort, no stiffness
- Breathable everyday fabric
Classic Black Finish
- Clean black base color
- Bold graphic lettering stands out
- Timeless, versatile look
Small-Size Fit
- Sized in the small range
- Relaxed everyday silhouette
- True-to-size cut for women
Bold Statement Graphic
- “Assholes Live Forever” lettering
- Graphic-forward design
- Conversation-starting appeal
Gift-Ready Appeal
- Ships discreetly, no store branding
- Great for the unapologetically honest
- Plain-box delivery on every order
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly on graphic
Statement Graphic Tee Women User Guide & Play Styles
Wearing this black graphic tee women will actually reach for daily
A well-made cotton graphic tee earns its place in the rotation fast. Pair this black cotton tee with jeans and sneakers for a no-effort weekend look, or tuck it into a high-waisted skirt for a night out that still feels like you. The small-size cut keeps the silhouette clean without being restrictive โ easy to style, easy to wear. When you want something that communicates your energy before you even speak, this bold graphic tee women love does the work. Browse more at the Her Pleasure collection or check out lingerie and accessories for complete-look options.
Why this statement tee works as a discreet gift for women
Finding a gift that lands โ funny without being generic, bold without being over the line โ is genuinely hard. This cotton graphic tee solves that. The material is soft enough to actually wear rather than fold and forget, and the black base keeps it wearable year-round. Sized small, it suits a relaxed everyday fit for women who prefer a little room. Machine wash cold to keep the graphic sharp wash after wash; just skip the iron directly on the print. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor, so the surprise stays intact from checkout to doorstep.
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Looking for more ways to express your style? Browse accessories and apparel in the Her Pleasure shop.
โก 3-Day Delivery
๐๏ธ Veteran Owned
๐งช Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor โ your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label โ automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name โ not "Discreet Toys" โ appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority โ from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

