All Dicks Naughty Straws – Assorted Pride Colors

Original price was: $20.99.Current price is: $11.99.

Eleven vibrantly colored penis-shaped straws representing the Progress Pride Flag — the most inclusive way to sip in style at your next LGBTQ+ gathering.

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Pride Party Straws — All Dicks Naughty Straws by Kheper Games

The pride party straws that get every cup in the room talking

Eleven penis-shaped straws in Progress Pride Flag colors — because every guest deserves a shade they connect with. These naughty pride straws from Kheper Games turn any LGBTQ+ gathering, bachelorette night, or spirited game night into an instant memory. Fun gifts feel even better when they arrive discreetly.

Pride Party Straws Features & Specifications

Eleven assorted-color novelty drinking straws packed with party personality.

11 Progress Pride Colors

  • Mirrors the Progress Pride Flag palette
  • Multi-color assortment — one per guest
  • Every shade distinct, none repeated

Penis-Shaped Tip

  • Cheeky novelty shape on every straw
  • Instant conversation starter at the table
  • Classic naughty party straw design

Party-Ready Pack

  • 11 straws cover a full guest list
  • Ready to drop into any standard cup
  • No setup needed — just sip and laugh

Material & Care

  • Lightweight food-contact plastic build
  • Rinse with warm soapy water to reuse
  • Single-event novelty; recyclable after use

Pride Party Straws User Guide & Play Styles

Using assorted color party straws at your next LGBTQ+ event

Drop a set of these naughty pride straws into a bucket of ice and let guests pick the Progress Pride Flag color they connect with most. The multi-color assortment means no two cups match, and the penis-shaped tip guarantees someone will break into laughter within the first thirty seconds. These novelty drinking straws work equally well at pride block parties, drag brunches, or any inclusive celebration where you want décor that doubles as an icebreaker. Made from food-contact plastic, they’re safe to wash and reuse across the night. Browse more fun options in our adult candy & novelty shop for a full party spread.

Why penis shaped party straws make the perfect discreet gift for couples

Slipping a pack of LGBTQ party straws into a gift bag is the low-effort, high-laugh move that never misses. Kheper Games designed this set so the entire multi color assortment ships together — easy to wrap, easy to hand over, and guaranteed to get a reaction. The material is lightweight and clean, so recipients won’t worry about safety. For a deeper look at building a fun couples gift basket, explore ideas on our couples pleasure page.

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