A Bag Of Dicks Gift Bag

Original price was: $18.99.Current price is: $10.99.

Turn any gift exchange into an instant conversation starter with this cheeky brown Kraft paper bag. Perfect for white elephant swaps, gag gifts, or anyone who deserves exactly what the bag says.

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Description

Funny Gift Bag — A Bag Of Dicks by Wood Rocket

The funny gift bag that delivers the punchline before anyone peeks inside.

Sometimes the wrapping is the whole joke. This Wood Rocket funny gift bag is made from sturdy brown Kraft paper with a matching beige ribbon handle — deceptively plain until your recipient actually reads it. Perfect for white elephant parties, office laughs, or couples who keep gift-giving playful.

Funny Gift Bag Features & Specifications

Everything that makes this novelty gift bag the easiest, funniest move at any party.

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Material & Care

  • Sturdy brown Kraft paper construction
  • Single-use — recycle after the laughs
  • Store flat in a dry place until gifting
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Beige Ribbon Handle

  • Matching beige ribbon handle included
  • Easy carry for small-to-medium gifts
  • Stays secure during handoff
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One Size Fits Most

  • One-size design fits most gag gifts
  • No scissors or wrapping paper needed
  • Fold top down and hand over straight-faced
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Instant Punchline

  • Bold printed text does all the talking
  • Neutral exterior hides nothing — and everything
  • Works for holidays, office parties, or just because

Funny Gift Bag User Guide & Play Styles

Giving this gag gift bag at a white elephant or office party

Drop your gift inside, fold the top, and hand it over with your best poker face. This novelty gift bag from Wood Rocket does the comedic heavy lifting the moment your recipient looks down. Because this is a one-size bag made from clean brown Kraft paper, it looks totally unassuming until the bold text registers — which is exactly the point. No wrapping paper, no tape, no stress. For couples or friends who appreciate a little irreverence, browse more options in our gift bags collection.

Why a funny gift bag is the move for couples who keep it playful

Some couples make humor their love language — this couples funny gift bag fits right into that dynamic. Tuck a small toy, a card, or any novelty item inside the beige-and-brown Kraft paper bag and let the material speak for itself. Wood Rocket designs for people who take fun seriously, and discreet shipping means the surprise is yours to reveal, not the carrier’s. For more playful ideas between partners, check out Couples Pleasure at Discreet Toys.

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🧪 Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.

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Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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Discreet Billing

Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.

3-Day Delivery

USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.

How Your Order Arrives

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Order Placed

Checkout in under 60 seconds

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Packed Discreetly

Plain box, no markings

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USPS Priority

Tracking emailed to you

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At Your Door

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