Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag

Novelty dildos never looked so sweet. Little Genie’s Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag is the ultimate adult novelty shop find — a hilarious, crowd-pleasing gag gift loaded with dick-shaped candies. Perfect for bachelorette parties, white-elephant exchanges, or anyone who deserves a good laugh. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Your secret is safe with us — veteran-owned and operated.

Weight

0.15 oz

Dimensions

1 × 1 × 1 in

Brand:

Little Genie

Color:

Brown

UPC

685634103664

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SKU: LG-LGP032 Category: Gift Bags Tag: Group Play

Suck a Bag of Dicks — Gift Bag by Little Genie

Name: Best Suck a Bag of Dicks Gift Bag | Discreet Toys
Brand: Little Genie
SKU: LG-LGP032
Price: 11.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Give something playful, private, and unforgettable — the suck a bag of dicks gift bag delivers the laugh every party needs.

This Little Genie novelty gift bag is the ultimate icebreaker for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or any gathering that could use a memorable surprise. Built from high-quality card stock with sturdy woven handles, it arrives gift-ready and attitude-first.

Suck a Bag of Dicks Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this fun Little Genie gag gift bag before it lands at your next party.

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Gift-Ready Design

Arrives ready to fill and give
Bold, humorous messaging on all sides
Instant laugh, zero wrapping required

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Sturdy Construction

High-quality card stock build
Sturdy woven handles for easy carrying
10.75″ tall × 7.75″ wide

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Perfect Party Icebreaker

Ideal for bachelorette and birthday parties
Share the laughs with any group
Great for novelty and gift stores too

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Material & Care

Card stock — keep dry and flat
Store away from moisture or heat
Single-use novelty gift bag

Suck a Bag of Dicks User Guide & Play Styles

Your next party’s favorite gag gift

When you need a gift that gets the whole room laughing, the suck a bag of dicks gift bag from Little Genie is the move. It’s a natural fit for bachelorette parties, white elephant swaps, or any group activity where a playful surprise sets the tone. Fill it with candy, a nip bottle, or a few small treats and hand it off — the bag does all the work. The card stock holds up well and the woven handles make it easy to carry into any gathering. For more inspiration on surprising someone with the perfect adult gag gift, check out our adult gift guide. Browse more options in our gift bags collection.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.

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Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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