Balls Soap

Nothing breaks the ice like a bar of soap shaped like saggy balls — slip it into a friend’s shower and let the laughs begin. Comes in two sizes so you can find the perfect fit for your next prank or White Elephant swap.

Weight	0.87 oz
Brand:	XR Brands
Color:	Beige
Audience	Couples
Size:	Large, Small
Material	Nylon
Length:	4 – 7.9 Inches, Under 4 Inches

Weight

0.87 oz

Brand:

XR Brands

Color:

Beige

Audience

Couples

Size:

Large, Small

Material

Nylon

Length:

4 – 7.9 Inches, Under 4 Inches

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Balls Soap Gag Gift — Balls Soap by XR Brands

The balls soap gag gift that gets everyone laughing

XR Brands Balls Soap is a novelty bar shaped like a saggy pair, lightly scented with a mild fresh fragrance, finished in beige with a nylon rope for shower hanging. Available in small and large — scale the mischief to fit the moment.

Balls Soap Gag Gift Features & Specifications

What makes this funny gag gift soap the perfect prank, party favor, or White Elephant pick.

Material & Care

Soap: Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sucrose, Stearic Acid
Nylon rope for hanging and air-drying
Store on a dry soap dish between uses

Novelty Shape & Style

Shaped like a saggy pair for maximum laughs
Beige skin-tone color — realistic enough to earn the reaction
Prank-ready out of the box

Two Sizes Available

Small for subtle mischief
Large for maximum commitment
Large: approx. 6 in. long x 3.6 in. wide

Skin-Friendly Formula

Mild fresh scent, not overpowering
Glycerin keeps skin moisturized
For external use only

Gift-Ready & Prank-Perfect

Wrap it for White Elephant or a bachelorette bag
Nylon rope makes in-shower setup easy
Ships in a plain brown box

XR Brands Quality

XR Brands novelty design built to land the joke
Actual working soap — practical and hilarious
Durable enough to outlast the first reaction

Balls Soap Gag Gift User Guide & Play Styles

The White Elephant gag gift that steals the room

Wrap the large size in serious paper, set it under the tree, and watch the room lose it the moment the nylon rope appears. This funny gag gift soap works equally well for bachelorette parties and birthday bags. The soap material washes clean and the nylon rope keeps it hung in the shower for round-two laughs. Browse the full Gag Gifts collection or visit our Gift Ideas landing for more picks.

Prank gift for roommates and unsuspecting friends

Hang the beige novelty soap from its nylon rope in a shared shower and walk away. When someone reaches for it, the reaction writes itself. Because the formula includes Glycerin and Sucrose, it actually cleans — making this the most functional prank gift in the category. Choose small to tuck into a gym bag or large for front-and-center commitment.

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Balls Soap

Balls Soap Gag Gift — Balls Soap by XR Brands

The balls soap gag gift that gets everyone laughing