Anal Itch Relief Joke Gift

Got a friend with a twisted sense of humor? This gag gift mailer delivers a feather and a deadpan ‘remedy’ that’s guaranteed to get a laugh.

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Funny Gag Gift — Anal Itch Relief Joke Gift by XR Brands

Name: Funny Gag Gift Mailer | Discreet Toys
Brand: XR Brands
SKU: DTM-GGG-0184-WHT
Price: 11.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The funny gag gift that lands every single time.

Some gifts say “I love you.” This one says “I know exactly who you are.” The XR Brands Anal Itch Relief Joke Gift is a deadpan prank package built for the friend who appreciates absurd humor — white elephant swaps, office parties, or a random Tuesday delivery that nobody saw coming.

Funny Gag Gift Features & Specifications

Everything that makes this novelty joke gift land with maximum comedic impact.

What’s in the Box

Bubble mailer: 9.25″ × 7.1″ × 0.1″
Synthetic fiber feather enclosed
Feather length: 4.7″–6.7″ (varies)

Deadpan Prank Design

Straight-faced “remedy” packaging
Convincing right up to the reveal
White color keeps it clinical-looking

Perfect Party & Group Play

Ideal for white elephant swaps
Works as a surprise gift-bag add-on
Great for couples, groups, and parties

Material & Care

Synthetic fiber feather — no cleaning needed
One-time-use novelty item
Keep the feather as a prank memento

Funny Gag Gift User Guide & Play Styles

How to deploy this joke gift for maximum laughs

Address the bubble mailer and drop it in the post for a slow-burn reveal — or hand it over in person if you want a front-row seat to the reaction. This novelty gag gift does all the comedic heavy lifting through its straight-faced packaging. The 8–9-inch mailer is roomy enough to tuck inside a real present, making it the ultimate gift-bag ambush for couples or group-play gift exchanges. The synthetic fiber feather inside adds just the right element of surprise. Keep the material clean and simple: no assembly, no cleanup, just the laugh. Browse more options in our gag gifts collection or explore the full gift ideas landing for your next prank mission.

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Anal Itch Relief Joke Gift

Funny Gag Gift — Anal Itch Relief Joke Gift by XR Brands

The funny gag gift that lands every single time.