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Offensive-Ish Crayons Multi-Color Novelty Set By Wood Rocket
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    Offensive-Ish Crayons multi-color novelty set by Wood Rocket
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    Offensive-Ish Crayons by Wood Rocket

    Original price was: $22.99.Current price is: $13.99.

    All the cheeky, boundary-pushing humor of the original Offensive Crayons — just toned down enough to survive HR. Perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a well-named color.

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    Funny Crayon Gift Set — Offensive-Ish Crayons by Wood Rocket

    The funny crayon gift set that’s almost too safe — and exactly that funny.

    Wood Rocket’s Offensive-Ish Crayons walk the line between office-party-approved and eyebrow-raising, delivering a multi-color novelty crayon set with color names that land the joke the second you read the wrapper. Give a gift that gets the look — but not the HR writeup.

    Funny Crayon Gift Set Features & Specifications

    Everything that makes this offensive crayon gift set a crowd-pleaser — at a glance.

    Wit-Loaded Color Names

    • “Safe space sienna,” “child bride blue,” and more
    • Punchline printed right on the wrapper
    • Multi-color set for maximum variety

    Karen-Approved Humor

    • Dialed back from the full Offensive Crayons line
    • Sharp wit, HR-survivable delivery
    • Won’t get you fired — probably

    Ready-to-Gift Format

    • Packaged for white-elephant and office swaps
    • No extra wrapping needed
    • Works as desk decor or gag centerpiece

    Material & Care

    • Real crayons with printed novelty wrappers
    • Store flat, away from direct heat
    • Wrapper is the punchline — protect it

    Funny Crayon Gift Set User Guide & Play Styles

    The funny office gift set that survives the white-elephant table.

    Drop this offensive crayon gift set into a white-elephant swap and watch the room divide between the people who laugh immediately and the ones who need a second to catch it. The multi-color novelty crayon set from Wood Rocket is sized right for a stocking stuffer or desk gag, and the wrapper jokes do all the heavy lifting. No coloring required — just hand it over and enjoy the reactions. Browse more options at our party games collection for your next event.

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