Cockness Monster Keychain – Green

Original price was: $21.99.Current price is: $12.99.

Fantasy dildo meets everyday carry with the Cockness Monster Keychain in green by XR Brands. This funny, novelty dildo keychain is the perfect gag gift, bachelorette party favor, or just a little creature dildo chaos on your keys. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.

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Dimensions2.9 in
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Cockness Monster Keychain by XR Brands

The Cockness Monster Keychain — a little surprise that leads to a lot of laughs

This green Cockness Monster keychain by XR Brands is the kind of gift that sparks a shared laugh the moment it’s unwrapped. Compact, fun, and surprisingly well-made, it’s the perfect icebreaker for couples exploring playful gifts together — or anyone who loves to let their freak flag fly with a memorable novelty accessory.

Cockness Monster Keychain Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this playful green gag gift keychain from XR Brands.

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Fantasy Creature Design

  • Inspired by the legendary Lochness Monster
  • Fun green color, small-size novelty shape
  • Cute and shareable conversation starter
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Clip It Anywhere

  • Attaches to keys, bags, or purses
  • Hang from a rearview mirror
  • Clips onto a phone case easily
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Gift-Ready Novelty

  • Perfect bachelor or bachelorette party gift
  • Budget-friendly gag gift idea
  • Great for sex gag gifts exchanges
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Compact Size

  • Measures 2.9″ x 1.65″ x 1.5″
  • Small-size design travels anywhere
  • Lightweight and easy to carry
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Flag Your Fetish

  • Show off your fantasy roleplay side
  • Playful way to express your personality
  • Fun icebreaker for like-minded friends
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Material & Care

  • Phthalate-free, body-safe silicone dong
  • Nickel-free metal — safe for sensitive skin
  • Wipe clean; novelty item, not for internal use

Cockness Monster Keychain User Guide & Play Styles

A gift you’ll both laugh about — together

The Cockness Monster keychain is made for shared moments. Hand it to a partner as a cheeky surprise, drop it in a gift bag for a couples-first gag gifts exchange, or clip it to a bag so you both smile every time you see it. The phthalate-free silicone construction keeps it non-toxic and durable, so the fun lasts. It’s a genuinely memorable gift that breaks the ice without breaking the bank — budget-friendly and smile-guaranteed. For more ideas like this, check out our adult gift guide.

Where to show it off

Clip this green keychain gag gift onto your keys, snap it to a tote, or hang it from your rearview mirror for a daily dose of playful energy. It’s a hit at bachelorette parties, sex gag gift idea swaps, and any gathering where a little levity goes a long way. Explore more fun finds at our gag gifts shop or browse the full gift shop for inspiration.

More Gag Gifts from XR Brands

Love the Cockness Monster keychain? XR Brands makes a full lineup of playful novelty items and fantasy accessories. Browse our gag gifts collection for more laugh-out-loud finds.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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