Fucks I Have to Give, Flying Fuck Pen – Display of 12ct

Original price was: $90.99.Current price is: $54.99.

vibrator for women meets zero-cares attitude with the Flying Fuck Pen from Little Genie — a discreet mini bullet vibrator disguised as an everyday pen. Perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who needs a little laugh with their pleasure. Comes in a display of 12. Plain brown box. Judgment-free zone. Veteran-owned and operated.

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Pack7-12 Pack
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Fucks I Have to Give — Flying Fuck Pen Display by Little Genie

The fucks i have give pen that turns any counter into a laugh machine

A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement — and this Little Genie flying fuck pen display delivers exactly that. The Fucks I Have to Give pack arrives as a 7–12-pack display of 12 pens, each one a playful, share-worthy gag gift that sparks smiles the moment someone spots it. Fun, memorable, and gift-ready right out of the box.

Fucks I Have to Give Features & Specifications

Twelve pens. Zero pretense. Here is everything that makes this gag gift display an instant crowd-pleaser.

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Flying Fuck Middle Finger Pen

  • Writes and launches a tiny fuck
  • Built-in middle finger launcher
  • Playful statement piece design
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12-Count Display Pack

  • Arrives in a 7–12-pack display
  • Counter-ready, individually priced
  • Irresistible impulse-buy format
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Icebreaker Gag Gift

  • Sparks laughs and conversations
  • Ideal for bachelorette party fun
  • Memorable gift for any occasion
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Gift-Ready Out of the Box

  • No extra wrapping needed
  • Perfect for solo or couples gifting
  • Great for explore or gag collections
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Counter Display Format

  • Marked for individual retail sale
  • Fits gift shop counter displays
  • Stress relief novelty appeal
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Material & Care

  • Non-toxic, durable pen materials
  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Store upright, away from heat

Fucks I Have to Give User Guide & Play Styles

The ultimate gag gift for bachelorette parties and group laughs

When you need a sex gag gift that does the talking for you, the Fucks I Have to Give pen is the answer. Pass one around at a bachelorette party or leave the display on a gift table and watch guests light up. These pens are built for sharing — each flying fuck launch is a laugh-out-loud moment that works for solo gifters and couples exploring fun together. The non-toxic pen body keeps things safe for any crowd. For more inspiration, browse our adult gift guide.

Stocking your gag gifts counter or gifting on a whim

The 12-count display format makes this one of the easiest gag sex gift ideas to stock or give. Individual pricing means each pen works as a spontaneous impulse buy — drop it in a gift bag or set the whole display out as a gag gifts centerpiece. Stress relief wrapped in humor: that is the Little Genie promise. Explore the full gift shop for more playful finds.

More Gag Gifts from Little Genie

Love a good laugh? Little Genie brings the same playful energy to dice, gift bags, and novelty sets. Browse the full gag gifts collection for more share-worthy surprises.

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🧪 Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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