Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls Assorted Slogan 3pk

Original price was: $22.99.Current price is: $13.99.

Gag sex gifts rarely score this well. The Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Ball 3-Pack from Hott Products delivers three white golf balls printed with cheeky adult slogans — perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant swaps, or anyone who takes their game too seriously. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Your secret is safe with us. Veteran-owned and operated.

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Balls Deep Funny Slogan Golf Balls — 3pk by Hott Products

The balls deep funny slogan gift that lands every time.

A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement — and these Hott Products novelty golf balls deliver exactly that. Three white golf balls, three laugh-out-loud sayings, one box that’s completely gift-ready. Whether you’re shopping for a golf buddy, a bachelor party, or a couples gag gift to share, these are the sex gag gifts that actually get played with.

Balls Deep Funny Slogan Features & Specifications

Three balls, three slogans, zero shortage of laughs. Here's what's in the box.

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3 Funny Slogans Included

  • “This Ball Has Seen Many Holes”
  • “I Pay My Caddie to Wash My Balls”
  • “These Balls Get Me in Trouble”
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Gift-Ready Packaging

  • 3 golf balls per box
  • Ready to give, no wrapping needed
  • Great for bachelor parties or gag gifts

Playable Novelty Balls

  • Standard golf ball size
  • White finish on all three
  • Fun on the course or the shelf
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Material & Care

  • Standard golf ball construction
  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Store in original box when not in use

Balls Deep Funny Slogan User Guide & Play Styles

The gag gift you both give and enjoy together.

These balls deep funny slogan golf balls are built for shared laughs — the kind of sex gag gift ideas that break the ice at a bachelor party, get passed around at a couples game night, or sneak into a birthday bag when nobody’s expecting it. The lifestyle-explore spirit is the whole point: unwrap them together, read the slogans out loud, and watch the room react. Each of the three white balls carries a printed adult slogan that’s just risqué enough to get a genuine laugh without crossing into awkward. Pair them with something from our adult gift guide for a fuller gift set, or browse the full range in our gag gifts collection. Budget-friendly and memorable — the best gag sex gifts don’t need to cost a lot.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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