Macaweenie and Cheese 6.25 Oz
$19.99 Original price was: $19.99.$11.99Current price is: $11.99.
Gag gift sex toys hit different when they come in mac-and-cheese form. The Macaweenie Cheese Toy by Hott Products is the adult novelty shop find that makes every bachelorette party, white elephant, or birthday bash unforgettable. Arrives fast in a plain brown box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.5 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1 × 1 × 1 in |
| Brand: | Hott Products |
| Color: | Yellow |
| Volume | 3.5 – 8 oz |
| UPC | 818631020577 |
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The Macaweenie Cheese gift that turns any gathering into a memorable laugh
A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement — and macaweenie cheese delivers exactly that. This Hott Products novelty box of yellow macaroni-shaped penis pasta comes in the 3–5 oz range and is the kind of fun, playful icebreaker that you and your partner (or your whole crew) will not stop laughing about. Budget-friendly and gift-ready straight out of the box.
Macaweenie Cheese Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this Hott Products sex gag gift before you share the laughs.
Novelty Pasta Fun
- Macaroni-shaped penis pasta
- Yellow, playful presentation
- Laugh-out-loud party surprise
Gift-Ready Packaging
- Ready to give as-is
- Perfect gag gift for couples
- Great for bachelorette parties
Budget-Friendly Pick
- Budget price, big laughs
- Ideal for group gift exchanges
- No wrapping needed
Material & Care
- Store in a cool, dry place
- Keep sealed until gifting
- Non-toxic novelty food product
Macaweenie Cheese User Guide & Play Styles
Sharing macaweenie cheese as a couples first-time gag gift
There is nothing quite like discovering a new way to share a laugh together. Macaweenie cheese is the kind of sex gag gift that breaks the ice without any awkwardness — just smiles, shared humor, and a story you will both retell. It is a fun, low-stakes way for couples to explore a playful side together for the first time. Keep it stored in a cool, dry place until the big reveal. For more inspiration on playful presents, check out our adult gift guide — or browse our full gag gifts collection.
More Gag Gifts from Hott Products
Love the macaweenie cheese vibe? Explore more playful, memorable novelties from Hott Products in our gag gifts shop — stocked with sex gag gift ideas for every occasion.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Last updated · May 20, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

