Fuck Water Thick 8oz Clear Water Based Lubricant

Original price was: $40.99.Current price is: $24.99.

Water based lubes don’t get much smoother than Fuck Water Thick. This clear, 8oz formula delivers a rich, cushioning glide that lasts without feeling sticky or leaving residue. Compatible with toys and condoms, it rinses clean with no fuss. Judgment-free shopping, plain-box shipping, and fast delivery — from a veteran-owned store that has your back.

Weight0.65 oz
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Volume8 – 16 oz
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Description

Water Based Lubes — Fuck Water Thick 8oz Clear Lubricant by Fuck Water

Water based lubes made simple — thick, clear, and easy to love from the very first use.

Discreet care helps pleasure feel simple and stress-free, and Fuck Water Thick delivers exactly that. This clear water based lubricant comes in the 8–16 oz size range, blended with vitamin E and pure plant-source glycerin for a silky, cushioned glide that works for solo sessions and couples exploring together for the first time. No fuss, no fragrance — just comfort.

Water Based Lubes Features & Specifications

Everything that makes Fuck Water Thick one of the best water based lubricants for everyday intimate care.

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5x Thicker Formula

  • Hydroxyethylcellulose thickens naturally
  • Extra cushion and comfort during use
  • 5x thicker than standard clear formula
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Vitamin E & Plant Glycerin

  • Vitamin E infused for moisture support
  • Pure plant-source glycerin base
  • Silky smooth glide from first application

Condom & Toy Compatible

  • Safe with natural latex condoms
  • Compatible with polyisoprene condoms
  • Completely toy-friendly formula
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Body-Positive & pH Neutral

  • pH neutral water based lubricant
  • No desensitizers — soft tissue safe
  • Non-toxic, fragrance-free everyday essential

Apply-and-Go Technology

  • Coats tools and toys instantly
  • Super slick layer stays comfortable
  • No prep time needed
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Material & Care

  • Rinses clean from skin and sheets
  • Water-based formula is easy to clean
  • Store in a cool, dry place

Water Based Lubes User Guide & Play Styles

A beginner-friendly water based lubricant for solo comfort and couples first times

If you’re new to using water based lubes, Fuck Water Thick is a genuinely easy place to start. There’s no learning curve — just apply, and the thick clear formula does the work. The fragrance-free, clear lubricant keeps things simple whether you’re exploring solo or sharing a first-time moment with a partner. Its body-positive pH neutral formula supports intimate wellness without irritation, so you can stay relaxed and in the moment. For a deeper dive into building your self-care routine, visit our Wellness pillar guide.

Using this water based lubricant for shower and everyday intimate care

The desire for shower-friendly comfort is real, and this thick water based lubricant for sex holds up well when extra cushion matters. The apply-and-go technology means less interruption and more ease — a genuine everyday essential. Because it cleans easily from skin and sheets, cleanup is never a second thought. Browse the full range of water based lubes or compare with our silicone-based options to find the right fit for your routine.

More Lubricants from Fuck Water

Explore the full Fuck Water lineup and the broader lubricants collection at Discreet Toys — from water based sex lubricants to silicone alternatives, all shipping in a plain brown box.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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