Monster Dong the Vampire – Black

Original price was: $40.99.Current price is: $23.99.

Vampire dildo seekers, meet your match. The Monster Dong the Vampire by CalExotics delivers bold texture, a dramatically dark black finish, and a large, satisfying size that earns its monster name. First-timer or collector — this is a judgment-free zone, and your secret is safe with us at Discreet Toys.

Weight0.7 oz
Dimensions6.25 × 3 in
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Vampire Dildo — Monster Dong by CalExotics

A vampire dildo that’s discreet, playful, and made for your pleasure.

You’ve moved past the basics — now it’s time for something with real character. This CalExotics Monster Dong delivers an intricate, extreme dildo experience in a firm yet flexible black liquid silicone build. The suction cup base locks hands-free anywhere you’re ready to play, and the harness-compatible design opens up even more options. Budget-friendly without cutting corners on feel or detail.

Vampire Dildo Features & Specifications

Six reasons the Monster Dong vampire dildo earns a spot in your collection.

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Intricate Exotic Design

  • Detailed monstrous shape and texture
  • Firm, lifelike feel throughout
  • Black finish for bold visual appeal
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Liquid Silicone Build

  • Softer, smoother feel than standard silicone
  • Flexible yet firm for comfortable fit
  • Durable for long-term use
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Sturdy Suction Cup Base

  • Locks to flat surfaces hands-free
  • Stable grip during solo or partnered play
  • Versatile positioning options
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Harness Compatible

  • Fits standard O-ring harnesses
  • Expands play options beyond solo use
  • Secure fit during wear
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Waterproof — Use Anywhere

  • Fully waterproof for shower or bath use
  • Easy to clean after every session
  • No moisture damage to worry about
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Material & Care

  • Liquid silicone — phthalate-free, body-safe materials
  • Wash with warm water and toy cleaner
  • Air dry; store away from other silicone toys

Vampire Dildo User Guide & Play Styles

Stepping up: what the vampire dildo offers over basic shapes

If you already know what you like, this exotic dildo delivers the next level. The extremely flexible design adapts to your body’s curve and girth preferences, making it more satisfying than a standard straight shape. At 6.25 inches with a 3-inch width, the fit is substantial without crossing into extreme dildos territory — it’s the kind of step-up that rewards confidence. The black liquid silicone feels smooth and moves naturally. After play, cleaning is straightforward: warm water and a toy cleaner keep the body-safe silicone in top condition. Explore more in our benefits guide for dildo users.

Solo play and hands-free use with the suction cup base

The suction cup base is the feature that transforms solo sessions. Press it to any smooth, flat surface and the vampire dildo stays put — no hands required, no repositioning mid-session. That versatility is exactly what the lifestyle-explore solo user needs. The harness-compatible base also means you can bring it into exotic dildo play with a partner. For women looking to branch out from weird dildos or novelty shapes into something truly usable, this CalExotics design hits the mark without the premium spec price tag.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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