Unfollow Me Graphic Tee in Black
$51.99 Original price was: $51.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
A bold, witty cotton tee that lets your sense of humor do the talking. Cut for confidence, printed to provoke a laugh.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | Large |
| Material | Cotton |
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The black large slogan shirt that says what you’re actually thinking.
Some shirts blend in. This large cotton graphic tee from Assholes Live Forever announces itself — screen-printed with “You Can Unfollow Me But You Can’t Unswallow Me” across the chest. Whether you’re done playing nice or just done explaining yourself, this bold slogan tee was made for that energy. Wear it proud.
Black Large Slogan Shirt Features & Specifications
Everything that makes this black graphic tee a wardrobe statement worth keeping.
Classic Black Cotton Build
- 100% cotton construction
- All-day comfort, breathable wear
- Holds shape wash after wash
Bold Screen-Printed Graphic
- Sharp, durable print won’t fade
- Signature Assholes Live Forever slogan
- Statement stays fresh long-term
Large Relaxed Fit
- Large sizing for an easy, relaxed silhouette
- Works styled up or casual
- Flattering on a range of body types
Perfect Gift Pick
- Ships discreetly in plain brown box
- Great bachelorette or birthday gift
- For the friend who says the quiet part loud
Versatile Styling
- Pairs with jeans, skirts, or under a blazer
- Day-to-night outfit flexibility
- Casual Friday to girls-night ready
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- No bleach — protects black cotton fabric
- Easy care keeps the graphic looking sharp
Black Large Slogan Shirt User Guide & Play Styles
Wear this large cotton graphic tee when you’re done holding back.
This black novelty shirt is built for the woman who stopped filtering herself. The bold slogan tee format means there’s no context needed — the cotton fabric is comfortable enough for all-day wear, and the large fit gives you room to move without overthinking the outfit. Dress it down with jeans and sneakers or tuck it into a high-waisted skirt when you want to keep people guessing. Clean or wash it cold to keep the black fabric rich and the print intact. Explore more looks at the lingerie shop for pieces that match the same unapologetic energy.
Give the black graphic tee for women who says what everyone else is thinking.
As a gift, this black large slogan shirt lands every time — bachelorette weekends, birthdays, or just a “this made me think of you” moment. The Assholes Live Forever brand built its name on exactly this kind of material: cotton comfort wrapped around a punchline that sticks. The large sizing is intentional — generous, relaxed, and easy to style. Arrives in plain brown box packaging so the surprise is fully intact. Browse the full Her Pleasure collection for more gifts worth giving.
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Explore more bold, unapologetic pieces in the accessories collection at Discreet Toys.
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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

