Super Fun Key Chain, Suck a Bag of Dicks
$18.99 Original price was: $18.99.$10.99Current price is: $10.99.
Edible gun lube in gag-gift form — the Suck a Bag of Dicks key chain by Little Genie delivers candy-flavored fun in one tiny, hilarious package. Clip it to your keys, toss it in a bachelorette bag, or gift it at your next holiday swap. Ships discreetly from a veteran-owned and operated store. Your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.05 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Little Genie |
| Color: | Yellow |
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The super fun key chain that makes every keyring a little more interesting
Private essentials make intimate moments smoother, easier, and more enjoyable — and sometimes that starts with a laugh. Little Genie’s super fun key chain is a cheeky, budget-friendly multi-color dangler that slips onto any keyring without fuss. No experience required, no awkward conversations — just easy, everyday fun you can carry anywhere.
Super Fun Key Chain Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this Little Genie novelty keyring accessory.
Instant Conversation Starter
- Cheeky design guaranteed to get giggles
- Multi-color finish stands out on any keyring
- Easy talking point for couples or parties
Travel-Ready & Portable
- Compact size fits any bag or pocket
- Great discreet travel companion
- Ideal for bachelorette or bachelor events
Budget-Friendly Gift
- Budget price, big laughs
- Ships in a plain brown box
- Fun first-time couples gift or party favor
Material & Care
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth
- Store away from direct sunlight
- Durable construction for everyday carry
Super Fun Key Chain User Guide & Play Styles
An easy, no-pressure way for couples to share a laugh
If you and a partner are just starting to explore playful intimacy accessories together, the super fun key chain is about as low-stakes as it gets — and that’s exactly the point. Clip it to your keys, toss it in a gift bag, or use it as an icebreaker that leads somewhere more interesting. It’s a small, multi-color token of shared humor that fits naturally into everyday life without any commitment or complexity. For couples navigating their first foray into sexual wellness together, this Little Genie novelty is a comfortable, judgment-free starting point. Explore more ideas in our Wellness pillar guide or browse the full Edibles collection for more playful picks.
More Novelty Picks from Little Genie
If this cheeky keyring made you smile, browse more Little Genie party supplies and sexual enhancement accessories in our Sexual Enhancement shop.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Last updated · May 20, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

