Super Fun Key Chain, Suck a Bag of Dicks

Original price was: $18.99.Current price is: $10.99.

Edible gun lube in gag-gift form — the Suck a Bag of Dicks key chain by Little Genie delivers candy-flavored fun in one tiny, hilarious package. Clip it to your keys, toss it in a bachelorette bag, or gift it at your next holiday swap. Ships discreetly from a veteran-owned and operated store. Your secret is safe with us.

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Super Fun Key Chain — Suck a Bag of Dicks by Little Genie

The super fun key chain that makes every keyring a little more interesting

Private essentials make intimate moments smoother, easier, and more enjoyable — and sometimes that starts with a laugh. Little Genie’s super fun key chain is a cheeky, budget-friendly multi-color dangler that slips onto any keyring without fuss. No experience required, no awkward conversations — just easy, everyday fun you can carry anywhere.

Super Fun Key Chain Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this Little Genie novelty keyring accessory.

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Instant Conversation Starter

  • Cheeky design guaranteed to get giggles
  • Multi-color finish stands out on any keyring
  • Easy talking point for couples or parties
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Travel-Ready & Portable

  • Compact size fits any bag or pocket
  • Great discreet travel companion
  • Ideal for bachelorette or bachelor events
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Budget-Friendly Gift

  • Budget price, big laughs
  • Ships in a plain brown box
  • Fun first-time couples gift or party favor

Material & Care

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Store away from direct sunlight
  • Durable construction for everyday carry

Super Fun Key Chain User Guide & Play Styles

An easy, no-pressure way for couples to share a laugh

If you and a partner are just starting to explore playful intimacy accessories together, the super fun key chain is about as low-stakes as it gets — and that’s exactly the point. Clip it to your keys, toss it in a gift bag, or use it as an icebreaker that leads somewhere more interesting. It’s a small, multi-color token of shared humor that fits naturally into everyday life without any commitment or complexity. For couples navigating their first foray into sexual wellness together, this Little Genie novelty is a comfortable, judgment-free starting point. Explore more ideas in our Wellness pillar guide or browse the full Edibles collection for more playful picks.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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