Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks – Bag of 25

Original price was: $25.99.Current price is: $15.99.

Edible sex lube in your kitchen just got a whole lot more entertaining. These 25 sour dick-shaped candies from Little Genie double as a playful edible flavored lube alternative — sweet, tart, and totally judgment-free. Perfect for bachelorette parties, gift bags, or a little fun at home. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Your secret is safe with us.

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Suck Bag Sour Dicks — Sour Candy 25-Pack by Little Genie

The suck bag sour dicks candy that says everything you can’t.

Sometimes the right gift says it all without a single word. This suck bag sour dicks 25-pack from Little Genie is a playful, laugh-out-loud edible gag gift that’s easy to share, beginner-friendly on the joke scale, and surprisingly great for bachelorette parties, office pranks, and memorable moments with friends. No experience required — just a sense of humor.

Suck Bag Sour Dicks Features & Specifications

Twenty-five phallic-shaped sour candies packed and ready to deliver your message. Here's what's inside the bag.

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25-Piece Candy Pack

  • 25 phallic-shaped sour candies total
  • 5 sugar dicks per inner pack
  • Plenty of ammunition to share
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Gag Gift Ready

  • Instant icebreaker at any party
  • Gift-ready straight from the bag
  • Fun for pranks or passive-aggressive gifting
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Bachelorette Party Staple

  • Classic last-night-of-freedom treat
  • Shareable with the whole group
  • Memorable, laughable, bachelorette-approved
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Surprise & Piñata Filler

  • Perfect piñata or goody-bag filler
  • Surprise guests with a playful reveal
  • Compact size fits anywhere
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Budget-Friendly Fun

  • Budget-friendly price for big laughs
  • Little Genie novelty quality
  • Great value for group gifting
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Candy Care & Freshness

  • Store in a cool, dry place
  • Keep sealed until ready to share
  • Check best-by date before gifting

Suck Bag Sour Dicks User Guide & Play Styles

No experience needed — just hand it over and watch the laughs happen.

If you’ve never given an edible gag gift before, this is the easiest possible starting point. The suck bag sour dicks candy comes ready to share — no wrapping, no setup, no awkward explanation needed. Whether you’re surprising a friend who needs a reality check or stocking a bachelorette party bag, these phallic treats land the joke every time. For couples exploring playful fun together for the first time, slipping a pack into a gift bag is a low-stakes, laugh-first move that sets a lighthearted tone. Store candy in a cool dry place until the big moment.

From bachelorette parties to office piñatas — this sour candy bag travels everywhere.

The compact bag makes this a natural travel companion for any event that needs an icebreaker. Toss a few packs into a piñata, scatter them across a party table, or passive-aggressively leave one on a coworker’s desk — the sour candy bag does the talking for you. Little Genie kept the format fun, shareable, and budget-friendly so you can stock up without overthinking it. For more ideas on playful wellness gifts that keep things light and memorable, check out our Wellness pillar guide. Explore the full range of edible fun at our edibles category.

More Edible Novelties from Little Genie

Love the joke? Little Genie makes a full lineup of playful novelty treats and edible surprises. Browse more laugh-worthy finds in our sexual enhancement shop.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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