Stoner Script Hitter Kard – White
$16.99 Original price was: $16.99.$9.99Current price is: $9.99.
A clever all-in-one greeting card and one-hitter combo that makes the perfect shareable gift. Slide it out, spark up, and let the fun begin.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | White |
| Audience | Couples |
| Material | ABS Plastic |
Only 2 left in stock
Some gifts say it better when they come with a little something extra — the Stoner Script Hitter Kard is a greeting card and a fully functional one-hitter built right in, ready to share with someone special.
Material & Construction
Crafted from sturdy ABS plastic, the one-hitter is built to last well beyond the card itself. The white design keeps things clean and understated, and the whole set arrives in a ready-to-gift envelope with discreet plastic packaging — so it looks completely innocent until the moment it counts.
How to Use
Simply slide the hitter out from the card, pack the bowl end, and enjoy. It’s a one-two punch: hand over the card, watch the reaction, then share the moment together. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or any occasion that deserves a little extra spark.
Care & Cleaning
Rinse the ABS plastic hitter with warm water after each use. For a deeper clean, a pipe cleaner or cotton swab with isopropyl alcohol will keep the airflow clear and the piece fresh. Let it dry fully before storing.
Discreet Shipping
Your order ships in a plain brown box with no hint of what’s inside — because your business is your business. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping via 3-day USPS Priority Mail. As a veteran-owned retailer, we’re proud to offer a completely judgment-free shopping experience from checkout to doorstep.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label. Free Standard Shipping applies automatically at checkout, no code needed. Every order ships within 1 business day in a plain brown box.
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Delivery days count from the day your order ships. They're estimates, not guarantees. Orders of $200 or more may be held up to 3 business days for verification before they ship. Packages over 5 lb add a weight-based charge, shown at checkout before you pay. Read the full shipping policy
Plain Brown Box
No logos and no product names on the box. The label never says Discreet.toys or what's inside.
Discreet Billing
Your card statement shows DT WELLNESS STORE, never Discreet Toys or what you bought.
Tracking by Email
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How Your Order Arrives
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Packed Discreetly
Plain brown box, discreet label
Ships in 1 Business Day
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
2–5 business days on Standard, sooner with Priority or Express
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Your secret is safe with us, from checkout to doorstep. Questions? Text 813-602-2480 or email contactus@discreet.toys. It's only freaky the first time.

