Stoner Script Hitter Kard – White
$18.99 Original price was: $18.99.$10.99Current price is: $10.99.
A clever all-in-one greeting card and one-hitter combo that makes the perfect shareable gift. Slide it out, spark up, and let the fun begin.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | White |
| Audience | Couples |
| Material | ABS Plastic |
Only 2 left in stock
Some gifts say it better when they come with a little something extra — the Stoner Script Hitter Kard is a greeting card and a fully functional one-hitter built right in, ready to share with someone special.
Material & Construction
Crafted from sturdy ABS plastic, the one-hitter is built to last well beyond the card itself. The white design keeps things clean and understated, and the whole set arrives in a ready-to-gift envelope with discreet plastic packaging — so it looks completely innocent until the moment it counts.
How to Use
Simply slide the hitter out from the card, pack the bowl end, and enjoy. It’s a one-two punch: hand over the card, watch the reaction, then share the moment together. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or any occasion that deserves a little extra spark.
Care & Cleaning
Rinse the ABS plastic hitter with warm water after each use. For a deeper clean, a pipe cleaner or cotton swab with isopropyl alcohol will keep the airflow clear and the piece fresh. Let it dry fully before storing.
Discreet Shipping
Your order ships in a plain brown box with no hint of what’s inside — because your business is your business. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping via 3-day USPS Priority Mail. As a veteran-owned retailer, we’re proud to offer a completely judgment-free shopping experience from checkout to doorstep.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

