Stoner Script Hitter Kard – White

Original price was: $16.99.Current price is: $9.99.

A clever all-in-one greeting card and one-hitter combo that makes the perfect shareable gift. Slide it out, spark up, and let the fun begin.

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Description

Some gifts say it better when they come with a little something extra — the Stoner Script Hitter Kard is a greeting card and a fully functional one-hitter built right in, ready to share with someone special.

Material & Construction

Crafted from sturdy ABS plastic, the one-hitter is built to last well beyond the card itself. The white design keeps things clean and understated, and the whole set arrives in a ready-to-gift envelope with discreet plastic packaging — so it looks completely innocent until the moment it counts.

How to Use

Simply slide the hitter out from the card, pack the bowl end, and enjoy. It’s a one-two punch: hand over the card, watch the reaction, then share the moment together. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or any occasion that deserves a little extra spark.

Care & Cleaning

Rinse the ABS plastic hitter with warm water after each use. For a deeper clean, a pipe cleaner or cotton swab with isopropyl alcohol will keep the airflow clear and the piece fresh. Let it dry fully before storing.

Discreet Shipping

Your order ships in a plain brown box with no hint of what’s inside — because your business is your business. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping via 3-day USPS Priority Mail. As a veteran-owned retailer, we’re proud to offer a completely judgment-free shopping experience from checkout to doorstep.

Shipping & Delivery
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Or any product with a HOT label. Free Standard Shipping applies automatically at checkout, no code needed. Every order ships within 1 business day in a plain brown box.

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Priority Mail (USPS)
$17.95
$9.95 on orders $69+.
Arrives in 2–3 business days.
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$49.95
$41.95 on orders $69+.
Arrives in 1–3 business days.

Delivery days count from the day your order ships. They're estimates, not guarantees. Orders of $200 or more may be held up to 3 business days for verification before they ship. Packages over 5 lb add a weight-based charge, shown at checkout before you pay. Read the full shipping policy

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