Stand to Pee – Dark
$67.98
FTM stroker confidence starts here. The Gender X Stand to Pee Dark is a realistic brown, body-safe TPE device that functions as a penis packer, FTM masturbator, and stand-to-pee tool all in one. Latex-free, phthalate-free, and fully waterproof. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.6 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 5 × 2.59 × 1 in |
| Brand: | Evolved Novelties |
| Features | Latex Free, Phthalate Free, Waterproof |
| Color: | Brown |
| Material | Latex, TPE |
| UPC | 844477022925 |
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Evolved Novelties’ Stand to Pee Dark — engineered to perform where it counts.
The stand to pee dark is built for confident, experienced users who demand realistic looks, a reliable seal, and clean function. Squishy, flexible TPE construction and a life-like texture make this waterproof, phthalate-free STP device from Evolved Novelties a capable daily-use tool. It only feels like a big deal the first time — then it’s just part of the routine.
Stand to Pee Dark Features & Specifications
Six reasons the stand to pee dark by Evolved Novelties delivers where precision and comfort matter most.
Precision Funnel Design
- Effective funnel built for easy aiming
- Gentle curve ensures a flawless body seal
- Relaxed, comfortable fit during use
Realistic Life-Like Texture
- Life-like crafted surface textures
- Squishy and flexible feel
- Realistic visual profile and ergonomics
Fully Waterproof Build
- Waterproof construction throughout
- Shower and wet-environment ready
- No moisture damage during use
Material & Care
- Made from phthalate-free, latex-free TPE
- Non-toxic intimate product — body-safe materials
- Clean with soap and water after each use
Compact Dimensions
- 5″ height × 6.25″ depth × 2.59″ width
- Easy to handle and position
- Discreet size for storage and travel
Safety-First Engineering
- Latex free — safe for latex sensitivities
- Phthalate free for long-term intimate safety
- Mid-tier Evolved Novelties build quality
Stand to Pee Dark User Guide & Play Styles
Daily function and crossdressing confidence with the stand to pee dark
For experienced users integrating realistic stand to pee use into a crossdressing routine, the Evolved Novelties design delivers. The flexible TPE conforms to the body with a gentle curve that maintains seal integrity — no guesswork, no adjustments mid-use. The waterproof build means it works in the shower or anywhere wet-environment performance is non-negotiable. Body-safe materials keep long-term use safe; soap and water clean-up keeps the process direct and efficient. Browse the full crossdressing range for accessories that pair well with this STP device.
Exploring gender expression and identity with a phthalate-free STP device
The realistic stand to pee dark appeals to LGBTQ+ users seeking a reliable, capable tool for gender-affirming function without clinical sterility. The life-like texture and realistic visual profile add dimension to the experience, while the latex free, phthalate-free construction reflects an adult wellness approach that takes intimate health seriously. Confident buyers know what they’re shopping for — this delivers the functional intensity and edge that a purpose-built STP demands. For kink-adjacent exploration, our bondage guide covers adjacent territory worth knowing.
More Crossdressing Gear from Evolved Novelties
Pair the stand to pee dark with other items from the crossdressing category or explore the full Kink Shop for complementary accessories.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Last updated · May 17, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

