Short Penis Stuffy 8″ Flesh

Original price was: $30.99.Current price is: $17.99.

Soft, cuddly, and guaranteed to get a laugh, this 8-inch plush companion is the perfect gag gift for bachelorette parties, sweet sixteens, or anyone who just needs a good giggle.

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Funny Penis Gift β€” Short Penis Stuffy 8″ Flesh by Shots

The Funny Penis Gift That Steals Every Party

Some gifts are practical. This one is pure fun. The Short Penis Stuffy by Shots is a soft, squeezable 8–9-inch cotton plush in a beige flesh tone β€” the funny bachelorette gift nobody knew they needed until it shows up in the gift bag. No batteries, no awkward assembly, just instant laughs from the moment it’s unwrapped.

Funny Penis Gift Features & Specifications

Everything that makes this novelty penis plush a crowd-pleasing gag gift β€” from its ultra-soft cotton build to its one-size cuddly form.

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Ultra-Soft Cotton Build

  • Made from soft cotton fabric
  • Squeeze, toss, or snuggle freely
  • Holds shape after repeated use
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8–9-Inch Plush Size

  • Fits perfectly in a gift bag
  • One-size novelty form factor
  • Beige flesh tone coloring
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Party-Ready Novelty

  • Instant conversation starter
  • Great for bachelorette tables
  • No batteries or setup needed
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Material & Care

  • Spot clean with mild soap
  • Air dry fully before storing
  • Keep away from heat sources
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Gift-Bag Ready

  • Perfect size for gift wrapping
  • Works solo or in a set
  • Ideal for couples or solo gifting
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Gag Gift Versatility

  • Bachelor and bachelorette approved
  • Suits birthdays and sweet sixteens
  • Wholesome enough for any crowd

Funny Penis Gift User Guide & Play Styles

The Funny Bachelorette Gift That Does the Heavy Lifting

Planning a bachelorette night? This cotton penis gift by Shots handles the icebreaker for you. Prop the novelty penis plush center-stage on the party table, tuck one into each bridesmaid’s gift bag, or hand it to the bride-to-be for an opener that gets the whole room laughing. The soft cotton material and beige flesh tone keep it playful without crossing any lines β€” clean enough to leave out, funny enough to steal the show. Browse more options in the bachelorette gift shop to round out the party haul.

A Gag Gift for Her That Works Any Occasion

Not every funny penis gift needs a bachelorette theme. This one-size cotton plush doubles as a birthday gag, a “newly single” cheer-up present, or a desk toy that keeps the office entertained. The 8–9-inch size fits neatly into a standard gift bag, and because it’s body-safe cotton with no electronic parts, it ships discreetly and travels easily. Couples shopping for novelty gifts together will appreciate how low-pressure the whole experience is β€” order, receive, laugh, repeat. For more gift ideas, explore the couples pleasure section.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor β€” your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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