Santa Has a Big Package for You

Original price was: $18.99.Current price is: $10.99.

Hot gift for wife, girlfriend, or your favorite partner-in-crime — the Santa Has a Big Package novelty gift bag from Little Genie is the cheeky holiday surprise nobody sees coming. A ready-to-gift adult novelty toy bag that ships discreetly to your door. Veteran-owned and operated. Your secret is safe with us.

Weight0.1 oz
Dimensions1 × 1 × 1 in
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UPC685634103404
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Description

Santa Has a Big Package — Holiday Gift Bag by Little Genie

Santa has a big package — and your next holiday party just got a lot more fun.

A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement, and this Little Genie novelty gift bag delivers exactly that. Standing 14 inches tall with a 4.5-inch width, santa has a big package is the kind of gag gift that gets the whole room laughing. It’s gift-ready, festive, and perfect for anyone who appreciates playful holiday humor.

Santa Has a Big Package Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this holiday-themed novelty gift bag from Little Genie.

Holiday Novelty Design

  • Bold santa has a big package branding
  • Festive holiday-party-ready look
  • Memorable gag gift presentation

Generous Gift Bag Size

  • 14 inches tall, 4.5 inches wide
  • Fits most standard gift items
  • Sturdy novelty handles included

Gift-Ready Packaging

  • No wrapping needed — share as-is
  • Great icebreaker for group play
  • Budget-friendly holiday gag gift

Material & Care

  • Durable paper gift bag construction
  • Store flat in a cool, dry place
  • Single-use holiday gift presentation

Santa Has a Big Package User Guide & Play Styles

The perfect icebreaker for your next holiday party or group gift exchange

Santa has a big package is made for social fun — think ugly sweater parties, office gift swaps, and bachelor or bachelorette nights where a laugh is the best present in the room. Tuck a gag gift, adult novelty, or funny stocking stuffer inside this Little Genie holiday gift bag and watch it become the highlight of the exchange. The 14-inch bag keeps things playful and shareable, fitting right into any group activity that calls for lighthearted holiday humor. Keep things tasteful on the outside, surprising on the inside — that’s the whole point. For more playful ideas, browse our adult gift guide or explore the full gift bags collection.

More Gift Bags from Little Genie

Love a good gag gift? Browse more holiday-themed novelty bags and gift sets in our gift bags section, or check out all the fun in the Gift Shop.

Plain-Box Shipping
3-Day Delivery
Veteran Owned
Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

Shipping & Delivery
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Or any product with a HOT label. Free Standard Shipping applies automatically at checkout, no code needed. Every order ships within 1 business day in a plain brown box.

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$17.95
$9.95 on orders $69+.
Arrives in 2–3 business days.
Priority Mail Express (USPS)
$49.95
$41.95 on orders $69+.
Arrives in 1–3 business days.

Delivery days count from the day your order ships. They're estimates, not guarantees. Orders of $200 or more may be held up to 3 business days for verification before they ship. Packages over 5 lb add a weight-based charge, shown at checkout before you pay. Read the full shipping policy

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