Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Tee – Black
$51.99 Original price was: $51.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
A bold, unapologetic statement tee from Assholes Live Forever, cut in a classic small fit and finished in jet black. Wear your attitude loud without saying a word.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | Small |
| Material | Cotton |
In stock
The black novelty slogan shirt small that does the talking for you.
Some shirts start a conversation before you open your mouth. This Assholes Live Forever cotton tee is attitude in small size — a fitted black statement piece designed for women who own every room they walk into. Discreet shipping, judgment-free checkout.
Black Novelty Slogan Shirt Small Features & Specifications
Everything worth knowing about this cotton slogan tee — fabric, fit, care, and why it works.
100% Cotton Build
- Soft cotton fabric, all-day comfort
- Holds shape wash after wash
- Breathable for everyday wear
Bold Black Colorway
- Deep black finish, versatile styling
- Pairs with jeans, skirts, or layers
- Color stays rich wash to wash
Small Fitted Silhouette
- Small size, flattering fitted cut
- Wear tucked, knotted, or loose
- Flatters without restricting movement
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Turn inside out to protect print
- No bleach — keeps cotton fresh
Statement Slogan Print
- Bold graphic reads from across the room
- Assholes Live Forever brand humor
- Conversation starter, no words required
Gift-Ready Novelty Pick
- Ships discreetly — plain brown box
- Easy gift for bold personality types
- No revealing exterior packaging
Black Novelty Slogan Shirt Small User Guide & Play Styles
Styling your black cotton slogan tee for a night out.
This womens black statement shirt was built for moments when you want your outfit to do the heavy lifting. Wear it alone with high-waisted jeans or a mini skirt for instant edge. Knot the hem for a cropped look or let it hang loose over leggings. The small fitted cut keeps things intentional rather than sloppy. Made from cotton, it breathes well enough for a full evening out. Pair it with something from the Her Pleasure collection for a head-to-toe energy that is entirely your own. The black novelty slogan shirt small works equally hard at a festival, a dive bar, or a friend’s backyard — wherever your personality needs room.
Giving a novelty graphic tee small as a gift — what to know.
A black novelty slogan shirt in small is the kind of gift that lands because it says something real about the recipient. It works for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or any occasion calling for humor over sentiment. The cotton slogan shirt women’s cut keeps sizing forgiving enough for most small frames. Material is easy-care cotton, so there are no special laundering instructions to explain. For a deeper look at what makes a standout gift pick, browse the accessories section for complementary items to bundle. Every order ships in a plain brown box, so the surprise stays intact right up to the unboxing — clean the tee inside out after gifting for best print longevity.
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Love the attitude? Browse more statement pieces and accessories in the Her Pleasure shop.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

