Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt – Black
$50.99 Original price was: $50.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
A bold, unapologetic statement tee from Assholes Live Forever. Crafted in classic black cotton for everyday wear that says exactly what it means.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | XL |
| Material | Cotton |
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The black cotton statement tee that says exactly what you mean.
Some shirts whisper. This Assholes Live Forever bold graphic tee women will wear says something else entirely. Cut from comfortable cotton in a classic black, this XL statement shirt women love lands its message the second you walk in — no explanation required.
Statement Tee Women Black Features & Specifications
Key specs on this black cotton statement shirt from Assholes Live Forever.
Cotton Construction
- Soft, breathable cotton fabric
- Holds shape wash after wash
- Comfortable all-day wear
Classic Black Finish
- Deep black base throughout
- Bold graphic print front and center
- Versatile for styling up or down
XL Relaxed Fit
- XL sizing for a lived-in feel
- Flatters a range of body types
- Relaxed silhouette, not boxy
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, like colors
- Tumble dry low or lay flat
- Avoid bleach to preserve black tone
Gift-Ready Attitude
- Great treat-yourself pick
- Ships discreetly — plain brown box
- No hint of contents on outside
Bold Statement Print
- Assholes Live Forever graphic brand
- Unapologetic, conversation-starting text
- Print stays vivid with proper care
Statement Tee Women Black User Guide & Play Styles
Wearing this black cotton statement tee out on the town
Layer this bold graphic tee women’s style under a leather jacket or blazer for a night out that requires zero additional commentary. The clean cotton material and deep black base keep the look sharp whether you’re headed to a bar, a show, or just wherever the evening takes you. Pair with jeans or a mini skirt — this statement shirt women wear does all the heavy lifting. Explore more standout pieces in our Her Pleasure collection or browse accessories to complete the vibe.
Gifting a statement shirt women will actually keep
If you know someone who tells it straight and takes no apologies for it, this cotton statement shirt black is the gift that gets it right. The XL relaxed fit works across body types, and the clean black wash-and-wear cotton material makes it practical enough to reach for again and again. Clean and care is simple — machine wash cold, tumble dry low — so the body-safe cotton fabric stays looking fresh. Discreet shipping means no awkward unboxing moments either.
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⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

