Ouch! Penis Plushie 30 Cm

This impossibly soft, 30 cm novelty plushie is guaranteed to get the whole room laughing — the perfect gag gift for bachelorette parties, sweet sixteens, or anyone who needs a smile.

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Penis Plushie Gift — Ouch! Penis Plushie 30 Cm by Shots

Name: Penis Plushie Gift | Discreet Toys
Brand: Shots
SKU: DTM-GBE-0138-BEI
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The penis plushie gift that gets the whole room laughing.

Some gifts say thoughtful. This one says unforgettable. The Ouch! Penis Plushie by Shots is 30 cm of gloriously soft, beige polyester silliness — the kind of gift that earns a photo, a cackle, and a permanent spot on someone’s shelf. Hand it over and let it do the talking.

Penis Plushie Gift Features & Specifications

Everything that makes this funny penis plushie a crowd-pleaser from first squeeze to final laugh.

Material & Care

Ultra-soft polyester shell
Warm beige tone, well-stuffed
Spot-clean with damp cloth, air dry

Size & Presence

Generous 30 cm length
Large enough to be unmissable
Holds shape after repeated squeezes

Style & Occasions

Bachelorette parties and white-elephant swaps
Sweet-sixteen surprise or desk ornament
Works as a photo prop or gift-bag centerpiece

Shots Brand Quality

By Shots, trusted novelty maker
Firm stuffing that keeps its cuddly shape
Lightweight and toss-across-the-room fun

Gift-Ready & Discreet

Ships in a plain brown box
No hint of contents on outer label
Surprise stays intact until the reveal

Comfort & Grip

Satisfying squish, easy to hold
Soft fabric — safe for group play
Cuddly enough to bring to bed

Penis Plushie Gift User Guide & Play Styles

The bachelorette party penis plushie that runs the room.

Looking for a novelty penis gift that lands without being awkward? This soft plushie gift from Shots is exactly that. Pass it around the party table, use it as a sash accessory, or tuck it into the gift bag as the bonus surprise. The beige polyester material is clean and inoffensive, making it a crowd-pleaser across all comfort levels. For more party-ready ideas, browse the full bachelorette gift collection.

White-elephant swap, desk ornament, or group-play prop — this funny penis plushie adapts.

The large 30 cm size makes it impossible to overlook in a white-elephant pile. It doubles as a deadpan desk ornament for the coworker who thinks they have seen everything, and the polyester material wipes clean easily after any group-play photo session. Spot-clean with a damp cloth and air dry to keep the stuffed shape looking sharp. Pairs brilliantly with other finds from the gift ideas landing page when you want to build a full novelty set.

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Ouch! Penis Plushie 30 Cm

Penis Plushie Gift — Ouch! Penis Plushie 30 Cm by Shots

The penis plushie gift that gets the whole room laughing.