Coverboy – the Goalie – Vanilla

$34.99

Vibrating suction cup dildo fans, meet your match. The Loverboy The Goalie by Blush Novelties delivers 8 inches of realistic feel, multi-speed vibration, and a rock-solid suction base for hands-free riding. Latex-free, phthalate-free, and harness compatible. Ships fast in a plain brown box. Your secret is safe with us — veteran-owned and operated.

Weight1.2 oz
Dimensions8 × 2 × 6 in
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UPC819835020868
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Loverboy the Goalie — Realistic Vibrating Dildo by Blush

Loverboy the Goalie — the vibrating dildo that plays on your terms

Private pleasure should feel fun, easy, and completely yours — and loverboy the goalie delivers exactly that. This Blush realistic vibrating dildo packs 8 inches of realistic feel, multi-speed vibration, and a suction-cup base into one capable, phthalate-free package built for women who are ready to step up their solo sessions.

Loverboy the Goalie Features & Specifications

Six reasons the Goalie earns a permanent spot in your lineup.

8-Inch Realistic Dimensions

  • 8″ total length, 6.25″ insertable
  • 1.75″ width, 5.5″ circumference
  • Satisfying, filling realistic feel

Multi-Speed Vibration

  • Adjustable multi-speed pulse and buzz
  • Remote-controlled for hands-free play
  • Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)

Suction-Cup Base

  • Sticks to any smooth, flat surface
  • Frees both hands during solo use
  • Stable base for hands-free riding

Harness Compatible

  • Fits standard O-ring harnesses
  • Latex free and harness-rig ready
  • Versatile for solo or partnered play

IPX7 Waterproof

  • Tested submersible for shower play
  • Desire: shower-friendly vibrating dildo
  • Easy rinse-down after every session

Material & Care

  • Non-porous PVC, latex free, phthalate-free
  • Wipe or rinse with warm water + toy cleaner
  • Store in a pouch away from other toys

Loverboy the Goalie User Guide & Play Styles

Step up your solo sessions with the vibrating suction cup dildo

You’ve moved past the basics — loverboy the goalie is built for that next level. Mount the suction-cup base to a smooth surface, dial in the multi-speed vibration with the remote, and let the 8-inch realistic feel do the work. The beige PVC body delivers a lifelike texture and sensation that entry-tier toys simply can’t match. Because it’s IPX7 waterproof, shower play is fully on the table, making this Blush realistic dildo one of the most versatile vibrating dildo options in its class. Keep a water-based lubricant on hand and wipe clean with a toy cleaner after use to keep the non-porous PVC fresh. Explore the benefits guide for dildo users for tips on getting the most out of a vibrating dildo.

Harness-compatible vibrating dildo for long-distance and couples play

The harness compatible design means loverboy the goalie transitions seamlessly from solo riding to strap-on use — no extra toys required. For long-distance play scenarios, the remote-controlled multi-speed vibration lets a partner set the pace from across the room (or across the country via a synced device). The phthalate-free, latex free build keeps intimate wellness front of mind, while the adjustable vibration waves offer a rumble strong enough to register through any harness rig. Check out the full vibrating dildos collection or browse Dildos & Dongs for more options that fit your style.

More Vibrating Dildos from Blush

Love what loverboy the goalie brings to the table? Blush Novelties has a full bench of realistic vibrating options — explore the lineup and find your next favorite.

Plain-Box Shipping
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Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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